Where do ghosts go for a swim?

Maida (Guest) on February 7, 2017

🤣 This one’s fire!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 7, 2017

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Robert Okello (Guest) on February 3, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Mchuma (Guest) on February 1, 2017

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Ali (Guest) on February 1, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Hamida (Guest) on January 27, 2017

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 27, 2017

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Kassim (Guest) on January 26, 2017

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Jamila (Guest) on January 21, 2017

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Ali (Guest) on January 14, 2017

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 12, 2017

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Athumani (Guest) on January 1, 2017

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 31, 2016

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Kazija (Guest) on December 18, 2016

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Omari (Guest) on November 24, 2016

😂 So funny!

George Ndungu (Guest) on November 20, 2016

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Kazija (Guest) on November 12, 2016

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Fatuma (Guest) on November 11, 2016

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Chiku (Guest) on October 30, 2016

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 26, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Fatuma (Guest) on October 19, 2016

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Fikiri (Guest) on October 11, 2016

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 11, 2016

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Kahina (Guest) on October 5, 2016

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Zuhura (Guest) on October 5, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 1, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 30, 2016

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 28, 2016

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Mtumwa (Guest) on September 9, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Mariam (Guest) on September 8, 2016

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Khadija (Guest) on August 28, 2016

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Maida (Guest) on August 27, 2016

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Victor Kimario (Guest) on August 21, 2016

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Athumani (Guest) on August 17, 2016

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 15, 2016

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 5, 2016

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 30, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Mariam (Guest) on July 25, 2016

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 20, 2016

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Hekima (Guest) on July 17, 2016

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 8, 2016

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

John Mushi (Guest) on June 27, 2016

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Rahma (Guest) on June 24, 2016

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 9, 2016

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 3, 2016

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Grace Minja (Guest) on May 27, 2016

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Shamsa (Guest) on May 9, 2016

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 3, 2016

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Makame (Guest) on May 1, 2016

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 1, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 27, 2016

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Jaffar (Guest) on April 10, 2016

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Ramadhan (Guest) on April 9, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Khadija (Guest) on April 6, 2016

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Grace Minja (Guest) on March 16, 2016

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 11, 2016

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Kheri (Guest) on February 25, 2016

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Khamis (Guest) on February 14, 2016

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Nasra (Guest) on February 12, 2016

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Irene Makena (Guest) on February 11, 2016

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼