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Nahida
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Mar 10, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Moses Kipkemboi
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Mar 6, 2017
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Feb 28, 2017
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Jamal
Guest
Feb 28, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Feb 28, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Selemani
Guest
Feb 24, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Mustafa
Guest
Feb 10, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Feb 5, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Feb 5, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Feb 4, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Feb 3, 2017
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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David Chacha
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jan 20, 2017
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 19, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jan 16, 2017
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jan 16, 2017
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Dec 20, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Mwagonda
Guest
Dec 16, 2016
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Amani
Guest
Dec 4, 2016
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Rukia
Guest
Nov 29, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Nov 25, 2016
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Grace Minja
Guest
Nov 22, 2016
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Baridi
Guest
Nov 17, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Nov 7, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Nov 6, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Nov 1, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Oct 31, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Oct 30, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Oct 11, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Josephine
Guest
Oct 6, 2016
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Oct 4, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Sep 20, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Sep 17, 2016
😆 Saving this one!
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Irene Makena
Guest
Sep 13, 2016
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Aug 29, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jul 30, 2016
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Rehema
Guest
Jul 23, 2016
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Issack
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jul 14, 2016
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Mwanais
Guest
Jul 11, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Ahmed
Guest
Jul 2, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Abdillah
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jun 20, 2016
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
May 31, 2016
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Jackson Makori
Guest
May 30, 2016
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
May 29, 2016
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
May 28, 2016
😄 Too good!
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Fadhili
Guest
May 20, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
May 18, 2016
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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David Musyoka
Guest
May 11, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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James Malima
Guest
May 8, 2016
😁 This is gold!
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
May 6, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Salum
Guest
Apr 26, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Azima
Guest
Apr 25, 2016
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
