Why are elephants such bad dancers?

Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 24, 2016

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 20, 2016

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 19, 2016

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 15, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Muslima (Guest) on December 2, 2016

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on November 30, 2016

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Shani (Guest) on November 24, 2016

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 21, 2016

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Jamal (Guest) on November 19, 2016

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

David Kawawa (Guest) on November 12, 2016

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 27, 2016

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 23, 2016

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Nasra (Guest) on October 21, 2016

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on October 20, 2016

🤣 This one got me good!

Nyota (Guest) on October 19, 2016

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 14, 2016

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 9, 2016

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Fadhila (Guest) on October 9, 2016

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Mwanais (Guest) on October 5, 2016

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 30, 2016

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 17, 2016

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Warda (Guest) on September 10, 2016

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

George Ndungu (Guest) on September 4, 2016

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Salum (Guest) on August 27, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 21, 2016

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Janet Sumari (Guest) on August 18, 2016

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Nyota (Guest) on August 17, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on August 9, 2016

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 8, 2016

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 5, 2016

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 2, 2016

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Zainab (Guest) on July 29, 2016

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Baridi (Guest) on July 29, 2016

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on July 23, 2016

😂 This is a keeper!

Zakia (Guest) on June 9, 2016

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 3, 2016

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 31, 2016

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Mariam (Guest) on May 25, 2016

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Abdullah (Guest) on May 11, 2016

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 5, 2016

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Omar (Guest) on May 5, 2016

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 5, 2016

😆 Saving this one!

Leila (Guest) on April 30, 2016

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Hamida (Guest) on April 13, 2016

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 10, 2016

😆 Bookmarking this!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 20, 2016

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 14, 2016

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 1, 2016

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on February 27, 2016

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 26, 2016

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Khamis (Guest) on February 22, 2016

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Safiya (Guest) on February 17, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 15, 2016

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Shamim (Guest) on February 13, 2016

😂 This joke just made my day!

Irene Makena (Guest) on February 8, 2016

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Rahma (Guest) on February 4, 2016

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 4, 2016

😆 This one really got me!

Zawadi (Guest) on January 30, 2016

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Abdillah (Guest) on January 27, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 18, 2016

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸