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Nchi
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Dec 10, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Zawadi
Guest
Dec 4, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Mwajabu
Guest
Nov 29, 2016
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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John Mushi
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Nov 26, 2016
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Nov 22, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Shani
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Hamida
Guest
Nov 9, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Fatuma
Guest
Oct 30, 2016
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Mhina
Guest
Oct 30, 2016
😁 This made my day!
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Bakari
Guest
Oct 22, 2016
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Mwajuma
Guest
Oct 18, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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David Chacha
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Oct 14, 2016
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Oct 13, 2016
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Oct 11, 2016
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Nasra
Guest
Oct 10, 2016
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Oct 3, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Oct 1, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Sep 26, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Latifa
Guest
Sep 25, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Abdullah
Guest
Sep 17, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Irene Makena
Guest
Sep 14, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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David Nyerere
Guest
Sep 13, 2016
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Maulid
Guest
Sep 13, 2016
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Sep 7, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Farida
Guest
Sep 3, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Aug 30, 2016
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Aug 29, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Abubakar
Guest
Aug 15, 2016
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Zulekha
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jul 11, 2016
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Nashon
Guest
Jul 8, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jul 5, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jun 28, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jun 16, 2016
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jun 7, 2016
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jun 7, 2016
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Sekela
Guest
May 29, 2016
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Leila
Guest
May 29, 2016
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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David Musyoka
Guest
May 9, 2016
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Abubakar
Guest
May 8, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Grace Minja
Guest
Apr 23, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Apr 21, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Apr 14, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Mwachumu
Guest
Mar 18, 2016
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Salima
Guest
Mar 8, 2016
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Shamsa
Guest
Mar 7, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Nashon
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Kenneth Murithi
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Feb 22, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Leila
Guest
Feb 18, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Feb 18, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Rabia
Guest
Feb 8, 2016
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Feb 2, 2016
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Sarafina
Guest
Jan 23, 2016
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
