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Joseph Mallya
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Dec 19, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Dec 13, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Dec 10, 2016
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Mwachumu
Guest
Dec 7, 2016
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Hassan
Guest
Dec 1, 2016
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Nov 28, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Abubakari
Guest
Nov 21, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Bakari
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Mustafa
Guest
Nov 8, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Nov 8, 2016
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Baraka
Guest
Nov 7, 2016
😂 So funny!
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Zubeida
Guest
Nov 6, 2016
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Nov 3, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Nov 2, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Oct 29, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Abdullah
Guest
Oct 24, 2016
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Oct 18, 2016
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Jamal
Guest
Oct 8, 2016
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Oct 3, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Oct 1, 2016
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Oct 1, 2016
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Sep 22, 2016
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 6, 2016
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Zakia
Guest
Aug 17, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Aug 11, 2016
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Hassan
Guest
Aug 3, 2016
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Aug 3, 2016
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 27, 2016
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Omari
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Zulekha
Guest
Jul 9, 2016
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Chiku
Guest
Jul 5, 2016
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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James Kimani
Guest
Jun 17, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Chiku
Guest
Jun 13, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jun 7, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Frank Macha
Guest
May 23, 2016
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Nashon
Guest
Apr 25, 2016
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Apr 22, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Mhina
Guest
Apr 19, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Apr 19, 2016
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Apr 15, 2016
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Apr 8, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Apr 7, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Apr 5, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Mar 27, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Mar 27, 2016
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Mar 18, 2016
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Mar 18, 2016
😄 Nailed it!
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Salma
Guest
Mar 9, 2016
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Mar 4, 2016
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Shamsa
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Feb 19, 2016
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Ibrahim
Guest
Feb 14, 2016
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 4, 2016
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Mariam
Guest
Jan 30, 2016
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jan 19, 2016
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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James Mduma
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Nassar
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
😁 This just made my day!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jan 6, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Dec 15, 2015
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
