Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 21, 2016

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Zakia (Guest) on November 19, 2016

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 18, 2016

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 10, 2016

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on November 10, 2016

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 2, 2016

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 28, 2016

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Maimuna (Guest) on October 10, 2016

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 23, 2016

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 16, 2016

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

John Lissu (Guest) on September 12, 2016

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Nashon (Guest) on August 25, 2016

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Muslima (Guest) on August 15, 2016

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Mgeni (Guest) on August 10, 2016

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 30, 2016

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

James Kawawa (Guest) on July 19, 2016

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 14, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 13, 2016

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

John Malisa (Guest) on July 8, 2016

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Mwalimu (Guest) on July 6, 2016

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 24, 2016

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 22, 2016

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Shukuru (Guest) on June 21, 2016

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

John Mwangi (Guest) on June 21, 2016

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Shamsa (Guest) on June 17, 2016

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 11, 2016

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 20, 2016

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Hawa (Guest) on May 19, 2016

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 10, 2016

😄 What a joke!

Nasra (Guest) on May 6, 2016

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

David Sokoine (Guest) on May 2, 2016

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Samuel Were (Guest) on April 29, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Maimuna (Guest) on April 27, 2016

😆 Still cracking up!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 25, 2016

😂 This is too funny!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 24, 2016

🤣 This one’s fire!

Mazrui (Guest) on April 24, 2016

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Kijakazi (Guest) on April 22, 2016

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Mwakisu (Guest) on April 6, 2016

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 4, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Shamim (Guest) on April 3, 2016

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Maneno (Guest) on April 2, 2016

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Juma (Guest) on March 24, 2016

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Juma (Guest) on March 23, 2016

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 15, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 11, 2016

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Saidi (Guest) on February 29, 2016

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Chris Okello (Guest) on February 26, 2016

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Fadhili (Guest) on February 25, 2016

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on February 24, 2016

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Violet Mumo (Guest) on February 16, 2016

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 13, 2016

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on February 5, 2016

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Nchi (Guest) on January 28, 2016

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 24, 2016

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 20, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Khadija (Guest) on January 19, 2016

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Mwajabu (Guest) on January 14, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Chris Okello (Guest) on January 10, 2016

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Kahina (Guest) on January 10, 2016

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 9, 2016

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥