Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Diana Mumbua
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Dec 4, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Stephen Amollo
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Dec 2, 2016
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Binti
Guest
Nov 28, 2016
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Zainab
Guest
Nov 27, 2016
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 21, 2016
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Nov 21, 2016
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Nov 18, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Nov 8, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Oct 29, 2016
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Oct 27, 2016
😁 This just made my day!
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Oct 19, 2016
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Oct 6, 2016
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Ramadhan
Guest
Sep 19, 2016
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Mhina
Guest
Sep 17, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Zainab
Guest
Sep 12, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Zubeida
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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David Kawawa
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Mariam
Guest
Sep 4, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Khalifa
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Aug 23, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Aug 20, 2016
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Shabani
Guest
Jul 25, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Masika
Guest
Jul 19, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Sekela
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Jul 18, 2016
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jul 13, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jul 9, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jul 2, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jun 16, 2016
😂 I’m dying!
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Nasra
Guest
Jun 15, 2016
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Rukia
Guest
Jun 6, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jun 3, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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John Mwangi
Guest
May 25, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Yahya
Guest
May 16, 2016
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
May 13, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
May 6, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
May 1, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Zuhura
Guest
Apr 30, 2016
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Apr 29, 2016
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Apr 27, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Shukuru
Guest
Apr 27, 2016
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Apr 18, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Carol Nyakio
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Apr 11, 2016
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Apr 8, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Apr 1, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Jamila
Guest
Mar 29, 2016
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Mar 26, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Ibrahim
Guest
Mar 24, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Masika
Guest
Mar 19, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Mar 18, 2016
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Mar 9, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Mar 6, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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David Kawawa
Guest
Feb 23, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Zulekha
Guest
Feb 23, 2016
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Feb 20, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
