Why are fish so smart?

Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 26, 2017

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Anna Malela (Guest) on February 20, 2017

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Fatuma (Guest) on February 20, 2017

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Makame (Guest) on February 2, 2017

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 1, 2017

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 27, 2017

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Mary Mrope (Guest) on January 24, 2017

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Salum (Guest) on January 21, 2017

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 17, 2017

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Mtumwa (Guest) on January 15, 2017

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 7, 2017

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 6, 2017

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 5, 2017

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 29, 2016

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on December 17, 2016

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 1, 2016

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Bakari (Guest) on November 25, 2016

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 13, 2016

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Kevin Maina (Guest) on November 12, 2016

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on November 10, 2016

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 4, 2016

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Abubakari (Guest) on October 27, 2016

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 23, 2016

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Amir (Guest) on October 19, 2016

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

David Ochieng (Guest) on October 14, 2016

🤣 Sharing this right now!

George Mallya (Guest) on October 13, 2016

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

John Lissu (Guest) on October 9, 2016

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Samuel Were (Guest) on October 2, 2016

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Ann Awino (Guest) on September 26, 2016

😆 That punchline was epic!

Zakia (Guest) on September 23, 2016

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 21, 2016

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Zainab (Guest) on September 10, 2016

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Sultan (Guest) on August 27, 2016

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Omar (Guest) on August 24, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

John Kamande (Guest) on August 15, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Sekela (Guest) on August 12, 2016

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 10, 2016

😄 Too good!

Mwanais (Guest) on July 21, 2016

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 16, 2016

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Sultan (Guest) on July 7, 2016

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Mhina (Guest) on July 1, 2016

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Irene Makena (Guest) on June 28, 2016

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Salma (Guest) on June 27, 2016

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 14, 2016

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Rabia (Guest) on June 12, 2016

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Nashon (Guest) on June 12, 2016

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Wande (Guest) on May 21, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 20, 2016

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 19, 2016

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Masika (Guest) on May 18, 2016

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Kazija (Guest) on May 14, 2016

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Zakia (Guest) on May 13, 2016

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 11, 2016

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Sumaya (Guest) on April 24, 2016

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 23, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Anna Malela (Guest) on April 20, 2016

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 10, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Chum (Guest) on April 5, 2016

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 28, 2016

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 22, 2016

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️