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Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 18, 2024
Siwezi kuamini jinsi hii ni kichekesho! 😂
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 15, 2024
Kweli mnajua kuchekesha! 😂😂
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 24, 2024
😆😂😊
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 25, 2024
Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 🤣😂
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 25, 2024
😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!
Khadija (Guest) on April 14, 2024
😅 Nilihitaji kicheko hicho!
Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 22, 2024
😊😂😅👏
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 8, 2024
Nilikuwa na siku mbaya hadi niliposoma hii! 😅
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on February 23, 2024
😂😆
Shani (Guest) on February 16, 2024
😆 Bado nacheka, siwezi kuacha!
Fikiri (Guest) on December 29, 2023
😃 Hii imenichekesha kwa sauti kweli!
Abubakar (Guest) on December 11, 2023
😄 Kichekesho gani!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 3, 2023
Hii ni dhahabu ya vichekesho! 😄
Shukuru (Guest) on November 27, 2023
😄 Hii ni ubunifu wa hali ya juu!
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 17, 2023
😂 Lazima nihifadhi hii!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 13, 2023
😅 Ilibidi nishiriki hii na kila mtu!
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 24, 2023
😂😅
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 22, 2023
Umesema kweli! 👌😂
Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 7, 2023
😂😂
David Chacha (Guest) on August 31, 2023
Hii imenikuna hadi nina furaha sana! 😊😂
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 31, 2023
Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏😆
John Lissu (Guest) on August 23, 2023
😂 Ninashiriki mara moja!
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 10, 2023
Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😂😅
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on July 24, 2023
Lazima niihifadhi hii, ni kichekesho kali sana! 😆
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 21, 2023
Hizi jokes ni za kipekee sana! 😆😊
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on July 13, 2023
😂 Ninaihifadhi hii!
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 26, 2023
😁 Kicheko bora ya siku!
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 22, 2023
Hii ni kichekesho kali sana, ninashiriki na kila mtu! 😂
Hawa (Guest) on June 8, 2023
😅 Bado nacheka!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 14, 2023
Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha! 😊😂
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 14, 2023
Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 🤣😂
Mariam (Guest) on February 19, 2023
🤣 Sikutarajia hiyo!
Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 2, 2023
😁 Hakika hii ni kichekesho changu kipya!
Ann Awino (Guest) on January 31, 2023
😆👏😂😄
John Kamande (Guest) on January 24, 2023
Hii ni ya kufurahisha! 😄😅
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on January 14, 2023
😂🤣😆😅
Bahati (Guest) on December 25, 2022
😁 Hii ni hazina ya kichekesho!
Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 18, 2022
😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!
Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 11, 2022
Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😆😄
Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 29, 2022
Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 😆😂
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 28, 2022
Huu ucheshi hauna kifani! 🤣🔥
Khalifa (Guest) on October 14, 2022
😆 Ninacheka sana sasa hivi!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 11, 2022
Huyu mtu ni mcheshi sana! 😂😂
Arifa (Guest) on July 9, 2022
Hii kichekesho imebadilisha kabisa hali yangu! 😃
Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 5, 2022
Nimecheka hadi nimepata furaha! 😊😆
David Nyerere (Guest) on June 25, 2022
🤣🤣😄😆
Kijakazi (Guest) on June 14, 2022
Sikutarajia hiyo punchline—kichekesho! 🤣
Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 29, 2022
Nimeipenda hii joke! 😄😂
Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 17, 2022
🤣 Ninaituma sasa hivi!
Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 26, 2022
Hii imenifurahisha sana! 🤣😊
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 13, 2022
Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu sana! 👏😂
Ramadhan (Guest) on April 8, 2022
😄 Sikutarajia hiyo ikitokea!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 24, 2022
Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee sana! 😄😂
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 8, 2022
🤣🔥😊
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 24, 2022
😆 Nacheka hadi chini sasa hivi!
Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 24, 2022
Hii ni joke ya kufurahisha sana! 👏😆
John Lissu (Guest) on January 6, 2022
Nimecheka hadi mbavu zinauma 😂😂
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 27, 2021
Kila siku napenda jokes zenu! 😆😂
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 31, 2021
🤣 Hii imewaka moto!
Victor Malima (Guest) on October 19, 2021
Hizi jokes ni za ukweli! 😆👍