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Baada ya kumkuta mwanamme mwingine chumbani kwake na mke wake cheki huyu anachokifanya
NAKUA(BABA) karudi kazini mwanae mdogo akamuwahi, DOGO: Baba usiingie ndani kina jini chumbani kwenu NAKUA: Hakuna kitu kama hicho DOGO: Kweli baba kuna jini liko kwenye kabati lenu la nguo….
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:31 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
NAKUA(BABA) karudi kazini mwanae mdogo akamuwahi, DOGO: Baba usiingie ndani kina jini chumbani kwenu NAKUA: Hakuna kitu kama hicho DOGO: Kweli baba kuna jini liko kwenye kabati lenu la nguo….
NAKUA kaingia ndani kamkuta mkewe kalala kitandani kajifunika shuka gubigubi hadi kichwani. Kaenda kwenye kabati kufungua mlango , akamkuta rafiki yake wa miaka mingi yuko uchi ndani ya kabati NAKUA: Aise unajua we fala sana, we rafiki yangu miaka yote hiyo halafu unamtisha mwanangu eti wewe jini, hebu toka huko nenda kwenu kacheze michezo hiyo na mwanao.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:09:37 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mchaga baada ya kufa akaulizwa na malaika anayetoa roho: Mangi hapa ni njiapanda kulia ni Mbinguni na kushoto ni Jehanamu, Je unachagua kwenda wapi?
MANGI: Bwashee, mi nabaki hapa hapa njiapanda aisee. MALAIKA: Kwa nini? MANGI: Aisee, nikifungua duka hapa si nitapata wateja wa Mbinguni na Jehanam. Yani patakuwa senta ya hatari, supu na nyama choma muda wote. Hata we utafaidi, unavyoenda kuchukua roho unaniletea stock nakupa hela yako cash mkononi. Na kila ukipita hapa unapiga mchemsho wako wa ulimi na bia mbili chap kabla ya kuingia mbinguni. Kwanza nashangaa Shirima alipitaje hapa bila kushika ploti, au alikufa amelewa sana?
Chezea paka wewe, Angalia kilichomkuta huyu na paka wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:02:32 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa alichukua paka wake na kwenda kumtupa mbal,aliporudi nyumban alimkuta paka amekwisharudi,jamaa alikasirika sana.
Siku ya 2 akamchukua na kwenda naye zaid ya kilometa 50 akapiga chochoro za kutosha kisha akamtupa,akaanza safar ya kurud nyumban baada ya muda akampigia cm mkewe.Vp mke wangu huyo paka yupo? MKE:Ndio mume wangu tena ametulia hapa kwan imekuaje? JAMAA:hebu mpe cm anielekeze njia ya kurud nimepotea😳
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:58:13 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Asubuhi ya leo huko nchini Colombia baada ya serikali kuidhinisha matumizi ya bangi kuwa halali +++ Wavutaji bangi wamepanda basi la gorofa wengine juu wengine chini….
Waliopanda chini wanawauliza wa juu huko speed ni ngapi maana huku ni 80.
Wajuu wakajibu huku mpaka sasa hatujui dereva bado hajaja…. 😂😂😂
