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How did the hairdresser win the race?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Short Answer: The hairdresser won the race because they knew how to make every strand of hair "run"!
Explanation: The hairdresser won the race because they used their expertise in styling hair to make it look like it was running, giving them an extra boost of speed! ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
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