What do birds do on Halloween?

Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 25, 2024

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Kijakazi (Guest) on September 8, 2024

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Warda (Guest) on August 21, 2024

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Safiya (Guest) on August 15, 2024

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on July 28, 2024

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on July 21, 2024

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 30, 2024

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 19, 2024

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Husna (Guest) on June 17, 2024

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 17, 2024

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 10, 2024

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Leila (Guest) on June 3, 2024

😆 Still cracking up!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 30, 2024

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 4, 2024

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 3, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 3, 2024

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Sharifa (Guest) on March 30, 2024

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Kassim (Guest) on March 26, 2024

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Rahma (Guest) on March 25, 2024

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 22, 2024

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 29, 2024

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 27, 2024

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Nasra (Guest) on February 10, 2024

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 10, 2024

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 1, 2024

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 24, 2024

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 19, 2024

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 8, 2024

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 6, 2024

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 4, 2024

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Aziza (Guest) on December 31, 2023

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 30, 2023

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Mwinyi (Guest) on December 25, 2023

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Maimuna (Guest) on December 24, 2023

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 23, 2023

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

David Ochieng (Guest) on November 24, 2023

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on November 20, 2023

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Mwajabu (Guest) on November 17, 2023

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Salma (Guest) on November 6, 2023

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 5, 2023

🤣 Sending this now!

Sofia (Guest) on November 2, 2023

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Kahina (Guest) on October 11, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Juma (Guest) on October 11, 2023

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 10, 2023

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 9, 2023

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 7, 2023

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 25, 2023

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Omar (Guest) on September 20, 2023

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on September 10, 2023

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Shamsa (Guest) on September 8, 2023

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 8, 2023

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 31, 2023

😂 This is a keeper!

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 19, 2023

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Nahida (Guest) on August 6, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Sultan (Guest) on July 31, 2023

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Nashon (Guest) on July 31, 2023

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 27, 2023

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 9, 2023

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 30, 2023

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Nassar (Guest) on June 22, 2023

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆