Mustafa (Guest) on September 20, 2024

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on September 19, 2024

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 15, 2024

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Nuru (Guest) on September 13, 2024

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

David Ochieng (Guest) on September 9, 2024

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on September 1, 2024

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 29, 2024

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

James Malima (Guest) on August 24, 2024

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 24, 2024

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Daudi (Guest) on August 4, 2024

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 1, 2024

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

David Kawawa (Guest) on July 26, 2024

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Rahim (Guest) on July 19, 2024

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

John Mushi (Guest) on July 15, 2024

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Mwafirika (Guest) on July 14, 2024

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 10, 2024

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Khadija (Guest) on June 29, 2024

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 20, 2024

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 12, 2024

🤣 This one got me good!

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 7, 2024

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

David Musyoka (Guest) on June 1, 2024

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 25, 2024

😁 Added to my favorites!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 23, 2024

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 21, 2024

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Khamis (Guest) on April 25, 2024

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 21, 2024

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Nuru (Guest) on April 18, 2024

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Maneno (Guest) on April 16, 2024

😆 That punchline!

George Wanjala (Guest) on April 2, 2024

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 27, 2024

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

John Mushi (Guest) on March 26, 2024

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Majid (Guest) on March 22, 2024

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Daudi (Guest) on March 21, 2024

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 15, 2024

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Shabani (Guest) on March 11, 2024

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 3, 2024

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Umi (Guest) on March 2, 2024

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 1, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Daniel Obura (Guest) on February 14, 2024

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Jabir (Guest) on February 7, 2024

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Amina (Guest) on January 25, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Fikiri (Guest) on January 19, 2024

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Tambwe (Guest) on January 18, 2024

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 16, 2024

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Sharifa (Guest) on January 12, 2024

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 2, 2024

😆 Saving this one!

John Lissu (Guest) on December 30, 2023

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Fadhili (Guest) on December 13, 2023

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Nuru (Guest) on November 16, 2023

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 13, 2023

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Zawadi (Guest) on November 10, 2023

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on November 9, 2023

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Mwafirika (Guest) on November 3, 2023

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 31, 2023

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 28, 2023

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Masika (Guest) on October 27, 2023

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Zawadi (Guest) on October 21, 2023

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Maimuna (Guest) on October 16, 2023

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Salima (Guest) on October 9, 2023

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 21, 2023

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳