Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 14, 2024

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Jamila (Guest) on September 10, 2024

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 3, 2024

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Umi (Guest) on August 31, 2024

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 29, 2024

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on August 29, 2024

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 27, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 24, 2024

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 15, 2024

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 21, 2024

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on July 20, 2024

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 18, 2024

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Rashid (Guest) on July 15, 2024

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 2, 2024

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 2, 2024

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Halimah (Guest) on June 29, 2024

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 19, 2024

😂 Sharing right away!

Ahmed (Guest) on June 4, 2024

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Ann Awino (Guest) on June 1, 2024

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 29, 2024

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 28, 2024

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Halima (Guest) on May 15, 2024

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 11, 2024

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Nyota (Guest) on May 3, 2024

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on April 30, 2024

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 30, 2024

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 26, 2024

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 12, 2024

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 11, 2024

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 10, 2024

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Fadhili (Guest) on April 8, 2024

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 2, 2024

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Shani (Guest) on April 1, 2024

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 21, 2024

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Mohamed (Guest) on March 10, 2024

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 10, 2024

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 6, 2024

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on March 5, 2024

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 2, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 22, 2024

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Abubakar (Guest) on February 21, 2024

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Latifa (Guest) on February 17, 2024

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Zubeida (Guest) on February 6, 2024

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Latifa (Guest) on February 4, 2024

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 28, 2024

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Ndoto (Guest) on January 26, 2024

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on January 19, 2024

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 8, 2024

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 5, 2024

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 2, 2024

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 17, 2023

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 15, 2023

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 8, 2023

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 6, 2023

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Rashid (Guest) on December 5, 2023

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

George Tenga (Guest) on December 3, 2023

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Leila (Guest) on December 1, 2023

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Mariam (Guest) on November 29, 2023

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Saidi (Guest) on November 26, 2023

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Kiza (Guest) on November 18, 2023

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜