A turkey likes to gobble up sunny-side up weather! โ๏ธ๐ฆ
Explanation: Turkeys are notorious for their love of gobbling, just like how we enjoy gobbling up sunny-side up eggs! So, it only makes sense that a turkey would prefer sunny weather, where they can bask in the warmth while dreaming about their favorite breakfast. This playful answer adds a touch of humor and creativity to the question, making it a funny and enjoyable riddle to share with others.
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Kheri (Guest) on September 21, 2024
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Rahim (Guest) on September 11, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 7, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Maimuna (Guest) on September 7, 2024
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Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 9, 2024
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
David Sokoine (Guest) on August 2, 2024
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Warda (Guest) on July 24, 2024
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Fatuma (Guest) on July 10, 2024
๐ What a joke!
Irene Akoth (Guest) on July 6, 2024
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 3, 2024
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George Wanjala (Guest) on June 29, 2024
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 14, 2024
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Muslima (Guest) on May 31, 2024
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Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 21, 2024
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Habiba (Guest) on May 18, 2024
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 18, 2024
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Tambwe (Guest) on May 5, 2024
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 30, 2024
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Omari (Guest) on April 26, 2024
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Sumaya (Guest) on April 24, 2024
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 31, 2024
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 28, 2024
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
James Malima (Guest) on March 25, 2024
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on March 24, 2024
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Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 24, 2024
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Abubakar (Guest) on March 18, 2024
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Mwachumu (Guest) on March 17, 2024
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 16, 2024
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 13, 2024
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Alex Nakitare (Guest) on March 12, 2024
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 9, 2024
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Nassor (Guest) on March 6, 2024
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 26, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Kheri (Guest) on February 24, 2024
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Ibrahim (Guest) on February 24, 2024
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 20, 2024
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Mhina (Guest) on February 19, 2024
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 9, 2024
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 25, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
Habiba (Guest) on January 1, 2024
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 19, 2023
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 18, 2023
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 15, 2023
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Omar (Guest) on December 14, 2023
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 12, 2023
๐ You got me!
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 2, 2023
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 25, 2023
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on November 22, 2023
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 16, 2023
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Rashid (Guest) on November 7, 2023
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Habiba (Guest) on November 2, 2023
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Arifa (Guest) on October 30, 2023
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Mohamed (Guest) on October 30, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Mary Mrope (Guest) on October 23, 2023
๐ Sharing right away!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 22, 2023
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 17, 2023
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Maneno (Guest) on October 13, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 10, 2023
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Khalifa (Guest) on October 7, 2023
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ