What time is it when you have a toothache?

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 24, 2024

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Tambwe (Guest) on September 18, 2024

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 18, 2024

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on September 13, 2024

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Mwanais (Guest) on September 6, 2024

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Saidi (Guest) on August 30, 2024

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 26, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 23, 2024

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 20, 2024

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 11, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 6, 2024

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 2, 2024

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Chiku (Guest) on July 31, 2024

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Amir (Guest) on July 29, 2024

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 11, 2024

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Furaha (Guest) on June 22, 2024

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Nchi (Guest) on June 22, 2024

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Ramadhan (Guest) on June 16, 2024

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 30, 2024

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on May 16, 2024

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Latifa (Guest) on May 16, 2024

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Wande (Guest) on May 11, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on May 10, 2024

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Neema (Guest) on May 4, 2024

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 28, 2024

😁 Added to my favorites!

Josephine (Guest) on April 20, 2024

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 3, 2024

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on April 1, 2024

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 30, 2024

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 28, 2024

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Samuel Were (Guest) on March 21, 2024

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on March 19, 2024

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 19, 2024

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Fadhili (Guest) on March 18, 2024

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 10, 2024

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Mgeni (Guest) on March 7, 2024

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on March 3, 2024

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 2, 2024

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Shamim (Guest) on February 27, 2024

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Mwanais (Guest) on February 27, 2024

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Maneno (Guest) on February 19, 2024

😆 That punchline!

Josephine (Guest) on February 18, 2024

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Sarafina (Guest) on February 11, 2024

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Mtumwa (Guest) on February 7, 2024

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 31, 2024

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Irene Makena (Guest) on January 29, 2024

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Victor Malima (Guest) on January 25, 2024

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 23, 2024

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 21, 2024

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Mjaka (Guest) on January 14, 2024

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on January 12, 2024

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Ramadhan (Guest) on January 11, 2024

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Biashara (Guest) on January 9, 2024

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Salum (Guest) on January 4, 2024

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 29, 2023

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on December 29, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Mwagonda (Guest) on December 27, 2023

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 11, 2023

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Mtumwa (Guest) on November 27, 2023

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Athumani (Guest) on November 20, 2023

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨