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What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
The difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet is that the Christmas alphabet is "no-L"! 🎄
Explanation: In the regular alphabet, the letter "L" is present, but in the Christmas alphabet, it's missing! This play on words is meant to be humorous by implying that during Christmas, the letter "L" goes missing, making it a "no-L"phabet. It's a fun and silly way to highlight the festive spirit and bring a smile to your face! 🎅😄
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