Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?

Shamim (Guest) on September 13, 2024

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Kahina (Guest) on September 10, 2024

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 4, 2024

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Anna Mchome (Guest) on August 31, 2024

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 31, 2024

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Nasra (Guest) on August 30, 2024

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Rubea (Guest) on August 25, 2024

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Hashim (Guest) on August 23, 2024

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

David Musyoka (Guest) on August 20, 2024

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on August 15, 2024

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Faiza (Guest) on August 14, 2024

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 4, 2024

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Juma (Guest) on July 30, 2024

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Zakaria (Guest) on July 21, 2024

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 13, 2024

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 6, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Nasra (Guest) on June 4, 2024

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 31, 2024

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Salima (Guest) on May 29, 2024

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 17, 2024

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Abubakar (Guest) on May 16, 2024

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Latifa (Guest) on May 12, 2024

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Athumani (Guest) on May 10, 2024

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 24, 2024

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 21, 2024

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Shabani (Guest) on April 17, 2024

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Khadija (Guest) on April 17, 2024

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on April 4, 2024

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 1, 2024

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

James Kimani (Guest) on February 26, 2024

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Mwajuma (Guest) on February 22, 2024

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on February 21, 2024

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 18, 2024

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 16, 2024

😂 I’m saving this one!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 15, 2024

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 11, 2024

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Zubeida (Guest) on February 11, 2024

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 30, 2024

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Maimuna (Guest) on January 28, 2024

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

James Kawawa (Guest) on January 19, 2024

😁 Added to my favorites!

Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 10, 2024

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 21, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Mwagonda (Guest) on December 17, 2023

🤣 This one’s fire!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 16, 2023

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 6, 2023

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 29, 2023

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Joy Wacera (Guest) on November 29, 2023

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 26, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on November 22, 2023

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on November 19, 2023

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 7, 2023

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 21, 2023

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 21, 2023

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 20, 2023

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on October 19, 2023

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Rehema (Guest) on October 11, 2023

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Furaha (Guest) on October 10, 2023

😂 So funny!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 10, 2023

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 8, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 2, 2023

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪