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Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Short Answer: The leek! ๐ฃโโ๏ธ๐ฟ
Explanation: You should never invite a leek on a boat trip because it might just leek all over the place and sink the whole boat! Plus, it would definitely make a terrible boatmate, always getting tangled up in the oars and seaweed. Better to keep the leek on dry land where it can't cause any aquatic chaos! ๐
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