Why didn’t the oven go to college?

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 23, 2024

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

John Kamande (Guest) on September 22, 2024

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Amir (Guest) on September 2, 2024

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Maida (Guest) on August 27, 2024

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Habiba (Guest) on August 23, 2024

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 4, 2024

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 29, 2024

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 18, 2024

😆 Saving this one!

George Mallya (Guest) on July 8, 2024

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

George Mallya (Guest) on June 28, 2024

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on June 21, 2024

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Nassor (Guest) on June 19, 2024

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 6, 2024

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Jamila (Guest) on May 30, 2024

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 19, 2024

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Khamis (Guest) on May 16, 2024

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Mwinyi (Guest) on May 5, 2024

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Nuru (Guest) on May 3, 2024

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Rubea (Guest) on May 1, 2024

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mwanais (Guest) on May 1, 2024

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Rahma (Guest) on April 27, 2024

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Hawa (Guest) on April 26, 2024

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Mwanais (Guest) on April 25, 2024

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Zulekha (Guest) on April 25, 2024

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 17, 2024

🤣 This one got me good!

Tabu (Guest) on April 16, 2024

😆 Totally hilarious!

Furaha (Guest) on April 6, 2024

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Nahida (Guest) on March 29, 2024

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 28, 2024

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 25, 2024

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 14, 2024

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 10, 2024

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on March 10, 2024

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 9, 2024

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Nassar (Guest) on March 8, 2024

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Mtumwa (Guest) on February 29, 2024

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Salima (Guest) on February 27, 2024

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 25, 2024

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Mariam (Guest) on February 16, 2024

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 9, 2024

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Safiya (Guest) on February 1, 2024

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 31, 2024

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Jabir (Guest) on January 22, 2024

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Nyota (Guest) on January 21, 2024

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Nassor (Guest) on January 13, 2024

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 4, 2024

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 1, 2024

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 30, 2023

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Neema (Guest) on December 24, 2023

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Jane Muthui (Guest) on December 20, 2023

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 13, 2023

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Ibrahim (Guest) on November 25, 2023

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Abubakar (Guest) on November 19, 2023

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 8, 2023

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

James Mduma (Guest) on November 7, 2023

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Samuel Were (Guest) on November 6, 2023

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Khamis (Guest) on November 1, 2023

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Jabir (Guest) on October 19, 2023

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 16, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 11, 2023

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦