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Baridi
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Sep 22, 2024
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Sep 9, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Anna Mchome
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Aug 31, 2024
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Aug 28, 2024
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Aug 15, 2024
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jul 30, 2024
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Issack
Guest
Jul 19, 2024
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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John Mushi
Guest
Jul 18, 2024
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Zuhura
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Abubakar
Guest
Jul 1, 2024
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jun 25, 2024
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Abdullah
Guest
Jun 18, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 17, 2024
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jun 16, 2024
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Salum
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Zubeida
Guest
Jun 13, 2024
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jun 13, 2024
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jun 13, 2024
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Husna
Guest
Jun 11, 2024
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
May 31, 2024
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Anna Malela
Guest
May 28, 2024
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
May 28, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Monica Lissu
Guest
May 25, 2024
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Nahida
Guest
May 10, 2024
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Mhina
Guest
May 9, 2024
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Wande
Guest
May 3, 2024
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Apr 30, 2024
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Apr 19, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Neema
Guest
Mar 27, 2024
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Mar 26, 2024
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Mar 9, 2024
😁 This made my day!
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Leila
Guest
Feb 20, 2024
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Omar
Guest
Feb 10, 2024
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jan 26, 2024
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jan 22, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jan 22, 2024
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Hamida
Guest
Jan 8, 2024
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 8, 2024
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jan 8, 2024
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Amani
Guest
Jan 2, 2024
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Josephine
Guest
Dec 17, 2023
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Dec 13, 2023
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Dec 11, 2023
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Dec 10, 2023
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
😆 This one really got me!
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Nov 29, 2023
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 17, 2023
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Yusra
Guest
Nov 17, 2023
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Nov 13, 2023
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Nov 7, 2023
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Salma
Guest
Oct 31, 2023
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Oct 25, 2023
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Sarafina
Guest
Oct 11, 2023
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Oct 4, 2023
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Jamila
Guest
Oct 3, 2023
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Sekela
Guest
Sep 30, 2023
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Sep 21, 2023
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Chiku
Guest
Sep 19, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Asha
Guest
Sep 18, 2023
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
