Why should you never iron a four leaf clover?

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 6, 2024

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 5, 2024

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Fadhila (Guest) on September 4, 2024

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

David Musyoka (Guest) on August 29, 2024

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Neema (Guest) on August 12, 2024

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 3, 2024

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 29, 2024

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Wande (Guest) on July 27, 2024

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Baridi (Guest) on June 26, 2024

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Rubea (Guest) on June 15, 2024

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 15, 2024

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

George Tenga (Guest) on June 13, 2024

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Safiya (Guest) on June 9, 2024

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 9, 2024

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 5, 2024

😁 Added to my favorites!

Aziza (Guest) on June 2, 2024

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 4, 2024

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Ibrahim (Guest) on May 2, 2024

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Ibrahim (Guest) on April 28, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Rahma (Guest) on April 25, 2024

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 24, 2024

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 13, 2024

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Ibrahim (Guest) on March 22, 2024

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Arifa (Guest) on March 20, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Rubea (Guest) on March 9, 2024

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Hawa (Guest) on March 7, 2024

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 2, 2024

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Rahma (Guest) on February 22, 2024

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Safiya (Guest) on February 21, 2024

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 20, 2024

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Frank Macha (Guest) on February 18, 2024

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 14, 2024

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 9, 2024

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Maimuna (Guest) on February 4, 2024

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Baraka (Guest) on January 27, 2024

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

James Malima (Guest) on January 21, 2024

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 6, 2024

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Wande (Guest) on January 4, 2024

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 4, 2024

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Jafari (Guest) on December 24, 2023

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 23, 2023

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 22, 2023

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Athumani (Guest) on December 21, 2023

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Hamida (Guest) on December 16, 2023

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 9, 2023

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Monica Lissu (Guest) on December 5, 2023

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Masika (Guest) on November 29, 2023

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Sarah Karani (Guest) on November 20, 2023

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Umi (Guest) on November 12, 2023

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Leila (Guest) on November 11, 2023

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 7, 2023

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 4, 2023

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Chum (Guest) on October 29, 2023

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Jabir (Guest) on October 19, 2023

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 19, 2023

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 19, 2023

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on October 17, 2023

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Zakia (Guest) on October 16, 2023

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 9, 2023

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Tabu (Guest) on October 6, 2023

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆