Mchuma (Guest) on March 8, 2016

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 5, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Robert Okello (Guest) on February 26, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Rukia (Guest) on February 11, 2016

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 6, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Violet Mumo (Guest) on February 1, 2016

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Mwagonda (Guest) on February 1, 2016

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on January 22, 2016

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Khatib (Guest) on January 11, 2016

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 6, 2016

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Mzee (Guest) on January 4, 2016

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Arifa (Guest) on December 27, 2015

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 26, 2015

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 19, 2015

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Masika (Guest) on December 11, 2015

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Chris Okello (Guest) on November 22, 2015

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 14, 2015

😄 You got me good!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 14, 2015

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Raha (Guest) on November 3, 2015

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on October 29, 2015

😂 This joke just made my day!

Mchawi (Guest) on October 17, 2015

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Ahmed (Guest) on October 14, 2015

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 14, 2015

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 9, 2015

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on October 4, 2015

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 25, 2015

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Khalifa (Guest) on September 10, 2015

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Kassim (Guest) on September 8, 2015

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Mtumwa (Guest) on September 7, 2015

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Biashara (Guest) on September 5, 2015

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Mwajuma (Guest) on September 4, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 3, 2015

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 29, 2015

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Khatib (Guest) on August 12, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Maneno (Guest) on August 5, 2015

🤣 This one’s fire!

Mariam (Guest) on August 5, 2015

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 31, 2015

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on July 21, 2015

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Mashaka (Guest) on July 21, 2015

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 20, 2015

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 2, 2015

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Tabu (Guest) on June 21, 2015

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 20, 2015

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 18, 2015

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Juma (Guest) on June 17, 2015

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 15, 2015

😅 I needed that laugh!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 6, 2015

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Mashaka (Guest) on June 2, 2015

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Nashon (Guest) on May 31, 2015

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Samuel Were (Guest) on May 30, 2015

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Mwachumu (Guest) on May 24, 2015

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 12, 2015

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Salima (Guest) on May 10, 2015

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 9, 2015

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 8, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 7, 2015

🤣 Pure genius!

Masika (Guest) on May 6, 2015

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 30, 2015

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 16, 2015

😆 That punchline!

Yusuf (Guest) on April 14, 2015

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂