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Mchuma
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Mar 8, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Mar 5, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Robert Okello
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Rukia
Guest
Feb 11, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Feb 6, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Feb 1, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Mwagonda
Guest
Feb 1, 2016
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jan 22, 2016
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Khatib
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jan 6, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Arifa
Guest
Dec 27, 2015
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Dec 26, 2015
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Dec 19, 2015
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Masika
Guest
Dec 11, 2015
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Chris Okello
Guest
Nov 22, 2015
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Nov 14, 2015
😄 You got me good!
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Nov 14, 2015
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Mchawi
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Ahmed
Guest
Oct 14, 2015
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Oct 14, 2015
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Oct 9, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Oct 4, 2015
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Sep 25, 2015
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Khalifa
Guest
Sep 10, 2015
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Kassim
Guest
Sep 8, 2015
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Mtumwa
Guest
Sep 7, 2015
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Biashara
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Mwajuma
Guest
Sep 4, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Sep 3, 2015
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Aug 29, 2015
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Khatib
Guest
Aug 12, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Maneno
Guest
Aug 5, 2015
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Mariam
Guest
Aug 5, 2015
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jul 31, 2015
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jul 21, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Mashaka
Guest
Jul 21, 2015
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jul 20, 2015
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Tabu
Guest
Jun 21, 2015
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jun 20, 2015
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Juma
Guest
Jun 17, 2015
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jun 6, 2015
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Mashaka
Guest
Jun 2, 2015
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Nashon
Guest
May 31, 2015
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Samuel Were
Guest
May 30, 2015
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Mwachumu
Guest
May 24, 2015
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Victor Kamau
Guest
May 12, 2015
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Salima
Guest
May 10, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
May 9, 2015
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Martin Otieno
Guest
May 8, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
May 7, 2015
🤣 Pure genius!
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Masika
Guest
May 6, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Apr 30, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Apr 16, 2015
😆 That punchline!
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Yusuf
Guest
Apr 14, 2015
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
