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Ndoto
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Mar 31, 2016
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Joy Wacera
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Mar 27, 2016
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Patrick Akech
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Mar 23, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Thomas Mtaki
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Mar 17, 2016
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Ruth Kibona
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Mar 10, 2016
😄 You got me good!
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Maimuna
Guest
Feb 28, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Feb 27, 2016
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Feb 19, 2016
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Mgeni
Guest
Feb 18, 2016
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Yahya
Guest
Feb 10, 2016
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Feb 9, 2016
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Feb 3, 2016
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Rashid
Guest
Jan 26, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Amina
Guest
Jan 21, 2016
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Sofia
Guest
Jan 8, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jan 7, 2016
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Mohamed
Guest
Jan 4, 2016
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jan 4, 2016
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Halimah
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Fatuma
Guest
Dec 18, 2015
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Sekela
Guest
Dec 14, 2015
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 6, 2015
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Nchi
Guest
Nov 24, 2015
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Baraka
Guest
Nov 22, 2015
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Nov 13, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Nov 10, 2015
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Mgeni
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Anna Malela
Guest
Nov 7, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Nov 6, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Baraka
Guest
Oct 5, 2015
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Salma
Guest
Sep 26, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Aug 20, 2015
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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John Malisa
Guest
Aug 18, 2015
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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James Kimani
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Agnes Lowassa
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Jul 25, 2015
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Anna Malela
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Jul 22, 2015
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jul 16, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Fadhila
Guest
Jul 8, 2015
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jun 27, 2015
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jun 24, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jun 12, 2015
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Mzee
Guest
Jun 11, 2015
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
May 9, 2015
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Apr 18, 2015
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Apr 13, 2015
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Khadija
Guest
Apr 6, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Kassim
Guest
Apr 5, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Mar 23, 2015
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Abdillah
Guest
Mar 18, 2015
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
