Short Answer: Fry-day! ๐
Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! ๐๐ฅ
Short Answer: Fry-day! ๐
Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! ๐๐ฅ
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Sekela (Guest) on March 4, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 2, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 25, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Mwanais (Guest) on February 18, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 30, 2016
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Hekima (Guest) on January 4, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 3, 2016
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Mashaka (Guest) on December 28, 2015
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 28, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Hashim (Guest) on December 23, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Nasra (Guest) on December 22, 2015
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 19, 2015
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 12, 2015
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Jane Muthui (Guest) on December 8, 2015
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 7, 2015
๐ Totally hilarious!
Yusra (Guest) on December 2, 2015
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Shabani (Guest) on November 26, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 26, 2015
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Furaha (Guest) on November 24, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 8, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 6, 2015
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 3, 2015
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on October 29, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 23, 2015
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 28, 2015
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Husna (Guest) on September 13, 2015
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 10, 2015
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Zuhura (Guest) on September 7, 2015
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 27, 2015
๐ You got me!
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 21, 2015
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 31, 2015
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Sultan (Guest) on July 24, 2015
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 24, 2015
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 17, 2015
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Athumani (Guest) on July 16, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Jabir (Guest) on July 15, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Bahati (Guest) on July 11, 2015
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Sumaya (Guest) on July 6, 2015
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Mzee (Guest) on June 24, 2015
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on June 14, 2015
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
James Malima (Guest) on June 13, 2015
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Mtumwa (Guest) on June 4, 2015
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 22, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Grace Minja (Guest) on May 17, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Rehema (Guest) on May 8, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 5, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 30, 2015
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 28, 2015
๐ This is gold!
Amir (Guest) on April 21, 2015
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 18, 2015
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Jaffar (Guest) on April 13, 2015
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Rehema (Guest) on April 13, 2015
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 5, 2015
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Khadija (Guest) on April 2, 2015
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Tambwe (Guest) on March 29, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 27, 2015
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 21, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 12, 2015
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 12, 2015
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on February 11, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช