What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

Sekela (Guest) on March 4, 2016

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 2, 2016

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 25, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Mwanais (Guest) on February 18, 2016

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 30, 2016

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Hekima (Guest) on January 4, 2016

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 3, 2016

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Mashaka (Guest) on December 28, 2015

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 28, 2015

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Hashim (Guest) on December 23, 2015

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Nasra (Guest) on December 22, 2015

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 19, 2015

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 12, 2015

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Jane Muthui (Guest) on December 8, 2015

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 7, 2015

😆 Totally hilarious!

Yusra (Guest) on December 2, 2015

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Shabani (Guest) on November 26, 2015

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 26, 2015

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Furaha (Guest) on November 24, 2015

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 8, 2015

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 6, 2015

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 3, 2015

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on October 29, 2015

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 23, 2015

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 28, 2015

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Husna (Guest) on September 13, 2015

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 10, 2015

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Zuhura (Guest) on September 7, 2015

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 27, 2015

😄 You got me!

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 21, 2015

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 31, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Sultan (Guest) on July 24, 2015

🤣 Pure genius!

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 24, 2015

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 17, 2015

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Athumani (Guest) on July 16, 2015

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Jabir (Guest) on July 15, 2015

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Bahati (Guest) on July 11, 2015

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Sumaya (Guest) on July 6, 2015

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Mzee (Guest) on June 24, 2015

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on June 14, 2015

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

James Malima (Guest) on June 13, 2015

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Mtumwa (Guest) on June 4, 2015

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 22, 2015

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Grace Minja (Guest) on May 17, 2015

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Rehema (Guest) on May 8, 2015

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 5, 2015

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 30, 2015

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 28, 2015

😁 This is gold!

Amir (Guest) on April 21, 2015

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 18, 2015

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Jaffar (Guest) on April 13, 2015

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Rehema (Guest) on April 13, 2015

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 5, 2015

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Khadija (Guest) on April 2, 2015

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Tambwe (Guest) on March 29, 2015

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 27, 2015

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 21, 2015

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 12, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 12, 2015

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on February 11, 2015

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐