What did the duck say to the clown?

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 20, 2016

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Kazija (Guest) on April 18, 2016

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Mwachumu (Guest) on March 19, 2016

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Salum (Guest) on March 16, 2016

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 15, 2016

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 7, 2016

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Hekima (Guest) on March 5, 2016

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Habiba (Guest) on February 29, 2016

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on February 26, 2016

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 25, 2016

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

David Kawawa (Guest) on February 24, 2016

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 19, 2016

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Fadhila (Guest) on February 14, 2016

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Yusra (Guest) on February 13, 2016

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Zakia (Guest) on February 10, 2016

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 8, 2016

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Nahida (Guest) on February 8, 2016

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 31, 2016

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 30, 2016

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on January 28, 2016

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 27, 2016

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 23, 2016

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 18, 2016

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 14, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Fikiri (Guest) on January 7, 2016

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Baridi (Guest) on December 19, 2015

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 16, 2015

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Rahma (Guest) on December 13, 2015

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 6, 2015

🤣 Pure genius!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 24, 2015

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 16, 2015

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Salum (Guest) on November 13, 2015

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

James Kawawa (Guest) on November 9, 2015

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 5, 2015

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Ann Awino (Guest) on October 31, 2015

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 28, 2015

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 27, 2015

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

David Kawawa (Guest) on October 10, 2015

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on October 7, 2015

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Rahim (Guest) on October 3, 2015

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Furaha (Guest) on September 27, 2015

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Salma (Guest) on September 24, 2015

😆 Still cracking up!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on September 18, 2015

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

David Nyerere (Guest) on September 14, 2015

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 11, 2015

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 3, 2015

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Hashim (Guest) on August 31, 2015

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Ndoto (Guest) on August 30, 2015

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Nyota (Guest) on August 27, 2015

😂 I’m saving this one!

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 16, 2015

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 11, 2015

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Baridi (Guest) on August 5, 2015

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

James Mduma (Guest) on July 31, 2015

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 22, 2015

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 11, 2015

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Ndoto (Guest) on July 11, 2015

😂 This is too funny!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 21, 2015

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 15, 2015

😄 Perfect joke!

Yusra (Guest) on June 1, 2015

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Jabir (Guest) on May 3, 2015

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️