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Halima
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Feb 15, 2016
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
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Joseph Kiwanga
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Feb 7, 2016
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
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Josephine Nduta
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Feb 6, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
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Patrick Kidata
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Jan 25, 2016
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Agnes Sumaye
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Jan 24, 2016
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
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Ann Awino
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Jan 23, 2016
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
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Mashaka
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Jan 22, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
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Raha
Guest
Jan 13, 2016
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
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Abubakar
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Jan 12, 2016
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Dec 31, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
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John Mushi
Guest
Dec 26, 2015
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
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Aziza
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
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Masika
Guest
Dec 10, 2015
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Dec 3, 2015
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
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David Musyoka
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
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Rahma
Guest
Nov 28, 2015
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
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James Kawawa
Guest
Nov 28, 2015
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Nov 11, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
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Juma
Guest
Nov 11, 2015
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I needed that laugh!
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Nov 10, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Nov 10, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
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Husna
Guest
Nov 2, 2015
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 31, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Oct 7, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
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Irene Makena
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
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Husna
Guest
Sep 25, 2015
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
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Zakia
Guest
Sep 22, 2015
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
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Robert Okello
Guest
Sep 17, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Sep 16, 2015
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
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Rashid
Guest
Sep 9, 2015
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
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Umi
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
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Grace Minja
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Sep 2, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Aug 23, 2015
This joke deserves an award! ๐
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Nahida
Guest
Aug 17, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Yusuf
Guest
Aug 5, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
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Ibrahim
Guest
Aug 5, 2015
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
๐ I need to save this one forever!
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Muslima
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
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Tambwe
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jun 28, 2015
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jun 23, 2015
๐ Perfect joke!
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jun 10, 2015
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jun 7, 2015
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jun 7, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jun 6, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
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Brian Karanja
Guest
May 26, 2015
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
May 22, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
May 15, 2015
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
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Mary Kendi
Guest
May 3, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Nyota
Guest
May 2, 2015
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Apr 30, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Apr 21, 2015
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
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David Chacha
Guest
Apr 15, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Mar 28, 2015
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
