What do witches order at hotels?

Halima (Guest) on February 15, 2016

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 7, 2016

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 6, 2016

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 25, 2016

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 24, 2016

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Ann Awino (Guest) on January 23, 2016

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Mashaka (Guest) on January 22, 2016

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Raha (Guest) on January 13, 2016

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Abubakar (Guest) on January 12, 2016

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 11, 2016

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 31, 2015

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

John Mushi (Guest) on December 26, 2015

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Aziza (Guest) on December 12, 2015

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Masika (Guest) on December 10, 2015

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 3, 2015

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

David Musyoka (Guest) on November 30, 2015

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 30, 2015

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Rahma (Guest) on November 28, 2015

🤣 This joke is just too good!

James Kawawa (Guest) on November 28, 2015

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 11, 2015

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Juma (Guest) on November 11, 2015

😅 I needed that laugh!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on November 10, 2015

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 10, 2015

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Husna (Guest) on November 2, 2015

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 1, 2015

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 31, 2015

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 7, 2015

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Irene Makena (Guest) on October 3, 2015

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 3, 2015

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Husna (Guest) on September 25, 2015

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Zakia (Guest) on September 22, 2015

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Robert Okello (Guest) on September 17, 2015

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 16, 2015

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Rashid (Guest) on September 9, 2015

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Umi (Guest) on September 5, 2015

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Grace Minja (Guest) on September 5, 2015

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 2, 2015

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 23, 2015

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Nahida (Guest) on August 17, 2015

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Yusuf (Guest) on August 5, 2015

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Ibrahim (Guest) on August 5, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 4, 2015

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Muslima (Guest) on August 4, 2015

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Tambwe (Guest) on July 11, 2015

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 28, 2015

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 23, 2015

😄 Perfect joke!

Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 10, 2015

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 7, 2015

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 7, 2015

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 6, 2015

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 26, 2015

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 22, 2015

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 15, 2015

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 3, 2015

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Nyota (Guest) on May 2, 2015

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 30, 2015

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 25, 2015

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 21, 2015

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

David Chacha (Guest) on April 15, 2015

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 28, 2015

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷