What do you call a worm with no teeth?

Anna Malela (Guest) on February 27, 2016

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Zulekha (Guest) on February 27, 2016

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Ann Awino (Guest) on February 25, 2016

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Jane Muthui (Guest) on February 24, 2016

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Yusra (Guest) on February 20, 2016

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 15, 2016

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 13, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Rahim (Guest) on February 12, 2016

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Mgeni (Guest) on February 1, 2016

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Chum (Guest) on January 16, 2016

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 12, 2016

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Maimuna (Guest) on January 12, 2016

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 29, 2015

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 23, 2015

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 12, 2015

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 12, 2015

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on November 28, 2015

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Halimah (Guest) on November 14, 2015

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 1, 2015

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 29, 2015

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 25, 2015

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 23, 2015

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 17, 2015

🤣 This joke is too good!

Mwachumu (Guest) on October 14, 2015

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 13, 2015

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Nashon (Guest) on October 11, 2015

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Arifa (Guest) on October 8, 2015

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on October 2, 2015

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Nchi (Guest) on September 25, 2015

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on September 22, 2015

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Mjaka (Guest) on September 20, 2015

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 15, 2015

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Raha (Guest) on August 10, 2015

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 7, 2015

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 3, 2015

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Omar (Guest) on July 20, 2015

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 17, 2015

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Kheri (Guest) on July 14, 2015

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 8, 2015

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Saidi (Guest) on July 8, 2015

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 6, 2015

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

James Kimani (Guest) on July 6, 2015

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 24, 2015

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Nashon (Guest) on June 10, 2015

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 4, 2015

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 23, 2015

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 4, 2015

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Baridi (Guest) on April 30, 2015

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Mashaka (Guest) on April 26, 2015

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 20, 2015

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Kahina (Guest) on April 11, 2015

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 11, 2015

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Khamis (Guest) on April 10, 2015

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Mwagonda (Guest) on April 7, 2015

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Mazrui (Guest) on April 5, 2015

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Chum (Guest) on April 2, 2015

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

John Mushi (Guest) on March 28, 2015

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 27, 2015

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 25, 2015

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 16, 2015

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩