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Anna Malela
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Feb 27, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Zulekha
Guest
Feb 27, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Ann Awino
Guest
Feb 25, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Yusra
Guest
Feb 20, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Feb 15, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Rahim
Guest
Feb 12, 2016
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Mgeni
Guest
Feb 1, 2016
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Chum
Guest
Jan 16, 2016
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Maimuna
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Nov 28, 2015
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Halimah
Guest
Nov 14, 2015
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Oct 25, 2015
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Oct 23, 2015
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Mwachumu
Guest
Oct 14, 2015
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Oct 13, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Nashon
Guest
Oct 11, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Arifa
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Oct 2, 2015
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Nchi
Guest
Sep 25, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 22, 2015
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Mjaka
Guest
Sep 20, 2015
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Sep 15, 2015
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Raha
Guest
Aug 10, 2015
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Aug 7, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Aug 3, 2015
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Omar
Guest
Jul 20, 2015
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Kheri
Guest
Jul 14, 2015
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jul 8, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Saidi
Guest
Jul 8, 2015
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jul 6, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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James Kimani
Guest
Jul 6, 2015
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jun 24, 2015
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Nashon
Guest
Jun 10, 2015
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
May 23, 2015
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
May 4, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Baridi
Guest
Apr 30, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Mashaka
Guest
Apr 26, 2015
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Apr 20, 2015
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Kahina
Guest
Apr 11, 2015
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Apr 11, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Khamis
Guest
Apr 10, 2015
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Mwagonda
Guest
Apr 7, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Mazrui
Guest
Apr 5, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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John Mushi
Guest
Mar 28, 2015
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Feb 27, 2015
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Feb 25, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Feb 16, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
