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Rehema
Guest
Mar 10, 2016
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Feb 14, 2016
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Feb 3, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 30, 2016
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Rehema
Guest
Jan 25, 2016
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jan 22, 2016
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Zuhura
Guest
Jan 19, 2016
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jan 7, 2016
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jan 5, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Dec 24, 2015
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Leila
Guest
Dec 21, 2015
😂 So funny!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Dec 10, 2015
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Jaffar
Guest
Dec 9, 2015
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Makame
Guest
Dec 7, 2015
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 4, 2015
😂 This is a keeper!
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Nov 29, 2015
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Nov 29, 2015
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Nov 24, 2015
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Nov 19, 2015
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Husna
Guest
Oct 20, 2015
😂 Sharing right away!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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David Nyerere
Guest
Oct 5, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Sep 24, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Sep 18, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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John Malisa
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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David Ochieng
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Sharifa
Guest
Aug 28, 2015
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Aug 25, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 21, 2015
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Aug 17, 2015
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Maulid
Guest
Aug 16, 2015
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Aug 3, 2015
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Hashim
Guest
Jul 10, 2015
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Salum
Guest
Jul 3, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jun 30, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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John Kamande
Guest
Jun 20, 2015
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Chum
Guest
Jun 13, 2015
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jun 11, 2015
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Shukuru
Guest
Jun 10, 2015
😂 I’m dying!
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Sharifa
Guest
Jun 6, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jun 3, 2015
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Safiya
Guest
May 27, 2015
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
May 23, 2015
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
May 19, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
May 16, 2015
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
May 13, 2015
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
May 9, 2015
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Apr 29, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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John Kamande
Guest
Apr 20, 2015
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Apr 18, 2015
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Sekela
Guest
Apr 5, 2015
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Rukia
Guest
Apr 5, 2015
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Daudi
Guest
Mar 31, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Mar 31, 2015
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Nahida
Guest
Mar 25, 2015
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
