Rehema (Guest) on March 10, 2016

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 14, 2016

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on February 3, 2016

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 30, 2016

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Rehema (Guest) on January 25, 2016

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 22, 2016

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Zuhura (Guest) on January 19, 2016

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Daniel Obura (Guest) on January 7, 2016

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 5, 2016

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Francis Njeru (Guest) on December 29, 2015

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 24, 2015

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Leila (Guest) on December 21, 2015

😂 So funny!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 10, 2015

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Jaffar (Guest) on December 9, 2015

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 8, 2015

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Makame (Guest) on December 7, 2015

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on December 4, 2015

😂 This is a keeper!

Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 29, 2015

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on November 29, 2015

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 24, 2015

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 19, 2015

😅 I needed that laugh!

Husna (Guest) on October 20, 2015

😂 Sharing right away!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 17, 2015

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 17, 2015

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 12, 2015

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

David Nyerere (Guest) on October 5, 2015

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 24, 2015

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 18, 2015

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 5, 2015

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

John Malisa (Guest) on September 5, 2015

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

David Ochieng (Guest) on August 31, 2015

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Sharifa (Guest) on August 28, 2015

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 25, 2015

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 21, 2015

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 17, 2015

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Maulid (Guest) on August 16, 2015

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 3, 2015

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Hashim (Guest) on July 10, 2015

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Salum (Guest) on July 3, 2015

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Ibrahim (Guest) on June 30, 2015

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

John Kamande (Guest) on June 20, 2015

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Chum (Guest) on June 13, 2015

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 11, 2015

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Shukuru (Guest) on June 10, 2015

😂 I’m dying!

Sharifa (Guest) on June 6, 2015

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 3, 2015

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Safiya (Guest) on May 27, 2015

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 23, 2015

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 19, 2015

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on May 16, 2015

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 13, 2015

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on May 9, 2015

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 29, 2015

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

John Kamande (Guest) on April 20, 2015

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 18, 2015

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Sekela (Guest) on April 5, 2015

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Rukia (Guest) on April 5, 2015

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Daudi (Guest) on March 31, 2015

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 31, 2015

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Nahida (Guest) on March 25, 2015

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣