The merry-go-round! 🎠
Explanation:
A top's favorite ride at the amusement park would be the merry-go-round because both the top and the merry-go-round spin around in circles. It's a playful and amusing choice for our little spinning friend! 🎪😄
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What is a top’s favorite ride at the amusement park?
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Makame (Guest) on May 4, 2016
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
George Tenga (Guest) on May 1, 2016
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Rahma (Guest) on April 14, 2016
😄 You got me good!
Sultan (Guest) on April 14, 2016
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Mchawi (Guest) on April 6, 2016
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 24, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on March 23, 2016
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Victor Malima (Guest) on March 9, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 26, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Shamim (Guest) on February 21, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Jafari (Guest) on February 20, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 19, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Nahida (Guest) on February 14, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 6, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Khatib (Guest) on February 5, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 19, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Shamim (Guest) on January 15, 2016
😃 Instant mood boost!
Yusra (Guest) on January 12, 2016
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 10, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Tabu (Guest) on January 9, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 9, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 4, 2016
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Mtumwa (Guest) on December 31, 2015
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 31, 2015
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Irene Makena (Guest) on December 15, 2015
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
George Wanjala (Guest) on December 4, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Muslima (Guest) on November 26, 2015
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 6, 2015
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Hashim (Guest) on October 30, 2015
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on October 27, 2015
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
John Kamande (Guest) on October 21, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 20, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
John Lissu (Guest) on October 15, 2015
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 11, 2015
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Warda (Guest) on October 8, 2015
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Yusuf (Guest) on October 3, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Rehema (Guest) on October 2, 2015
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 23, 2015
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 12, 2015
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Zakaria (Guest) on September 7, 2015
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Kiza (Guest) on August 18, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Moses Mwita (Guest) on July 31, 2015
😁 This just made my day!
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 28, 2015
😄 Too good!
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 24, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
David Sokoine (Guest) on July 22, 2015
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Salma (Guest) on July 20, 2015
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Furaha (Guest) on July 17, 2015
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Habiba (Guest) on July 13, 2015
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 6, 2015
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 3, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 29, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on June 23, 2015
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Ann Awino (Guest) on June 23, 2015
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 20, 2015
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Nchi (Guest) on June 12, 2015
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 8, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Habiba (Guest) on May 19, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 17, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 11, 2015
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Victor Malima (Guest) on April 11, 2015
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬