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Habiba
Guest
Apr 13, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Apr 11, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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James Malima
Guest
Mar 8, 2016
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Mar 5, 2016
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Mar 5, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Tambwe
Guest
Mar 2, 2016
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Leila
Guest
Mar 2, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Chris Okello
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 30, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jan 29, 2016
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jan 22, 2016
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jan 14, 2016
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Makame
Guest
Dec 18, 2015
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Dec 11, 2015
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Victor Malima
Guest
Dec 4, 2015
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Dec 3, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Salma
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 25, 2015
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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John Mushi
Guest
Oct 26, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Furaha
Guest
Oct 22, 2015
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Sofia
Guest
Oct 22, 2015
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Oct 16, 2015
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Leila
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Robert Okello
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Sep 25, 2015
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Chris Okello
Guest
Sep 18, 2015
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 16, 2015
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Sep 4, 2015
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Aug 27, 2015
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Aug 25, 2015
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Mwafirika
Guest
Aug 24, 2015
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Nasra
Guest
Aug 24, 2015
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Nashon
Guest
Aug 14, 2015
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Aug 13, 2015
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Aug 12, 2015
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 11, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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John Mwangi
Guest
Aug 10, 2015
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
🤣 This joke is too good!
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Rahim
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Maimuna
Guest
Jul 22, 2015
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Habiba
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Kassim
Guest
Jul 18, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Halimah
Guest
Jul 5, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Juma
Guest
Jun 24, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Leila
Guest
Jun 21, 2015
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jun 16, 2015
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Bahati
Guest
Jun 11, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Rubea
Guest
May 30, 2015
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Nancy Komba
Guest
May 30, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Yahya
Guest
May 27, 2015
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Fikiri
Guest
May 22, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Hawa
Guest
May 22, 2015
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Mary Kidata
Guest
May 18, 2015
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
May 12, 2015
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
May 12, 2015
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
