What type of diet did the snowman go on?

Masika (Guest) on June 16, 2016

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 16, 2016

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Farida (Guest) on June 12, 2016

😅 I needed that!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 10, 2016

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Baraka (Guest) on May 27, 2016

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 24, 2016

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 12, 2016

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Zubeida (Guest) on April 28, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 23, 2016

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 6, 2016

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Tabu (Guest) on April 1, 2016

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 23, 2016

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 27, 2016

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Neema (Guest) on January 23, 2016

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Nahida (Guest) on January 11, 2016

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 28, 2015

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 8, 2015

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 5, 2015

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 1, 2015

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Bahati (Guest) on November 18, 2015

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 15, 2015

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Jabir (Guest) on November 13, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 6, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 5, 2015

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 2, 2015

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Kassim (Guest) on October 31, 2015

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Shani (Guest) on October 28, 2015

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 25, 2015

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

David Ochieng (Guest) on October 15, 2015

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 30, 2015

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Nahida (Guest) on September 27, 2015

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on September 26, 2015

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Sultan (Guest) on September 20, 2015

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Jaffar (Guest) on September 3, 2015

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Hassan (Guest) on August 25, 2015

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 30, 2015

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

David Nyerere (Guest) on July 28, 2015

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 22, 2015

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 21, 2015

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Amir (Guest) on July 16, 2015

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Mariam (Guest) on July 13, 2015

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 7, 2015

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Latifa (Guest) on June 13, 2015

😅 I’m still laughing!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 13, 2015

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Rukia (Guest) on June 13, 2015

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Maneno (Guest) on June 2, 2015

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 29, 2015

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 28, 2015

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 20, 2015

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 2, 2015

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 22, 2015

😄 Perfect joke!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 14, 2015

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 12, 2015

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 7, 2015

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 6, 2015

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Zubeida (Guest) on March 28, 2015

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Amir (Guest) on March 20, 2015

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Chris Okello (Guest) on March 19, 2015

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Jafari (Guest) on March 14, 2015

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 13, 2015

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥