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Charles Mrope
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Mar 26, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Grace Minja
Guest
Mar 22, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Nashon
Guest
Mar 17, 2016
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Maulid
Guest
Mar 4, 2016
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 1, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Baridi
Guest
Feb 18, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Feb 15, 2016
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Zulekha
Guest
Feb 14, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Zubeida
Guest
Feb 1, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jan 27, 2016
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jan 1, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Dec 25, 2015
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Dec 21, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Dec 20, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Rahma
Guest
Dec 18, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Maida
Guest
Dec 7, 2015
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Dec 3, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Nov 28, 2015
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Nov 18, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Nov 16, 2015
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Mariam
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Nov 3, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Oct 5, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Sep 30, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Sep 28, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Sep 13, 2015
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 9, 2015
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Nashon
Guest
Sep 9, 2015
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Farida
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Sep 1, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Nassor
Guest
Aug 17, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Aug 9, 2015
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Hamida
Guest
Aug 1, 2015
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Aug 1, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jul 16, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 9, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jul 9, 2015
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Saidi
Guest
Jul 1, 2015
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jun 29, 2015
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Nchi
Guest
Jun 28, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jun 14, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Amani
Guest
Jun 11, 2015
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
May 31, 2015
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Amina
Guest
May 30, 2015
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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George Wanjala
Guest
May 27, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
May 13, 2015
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Majid
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Apr 23, 2015
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Apr 16, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Nyota
Guest
Apr 12, 2015
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Apr 8, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Apr 5, 2015
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Samuel Were
Guest
Apr 3, 2015
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Bahati
Guest
Mar 30, 2015
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Feb 27, 2015
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
