Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?

Shabani (Guest) on February 6, 2016

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Jane Malecela (Guest) on February 6, 2016

😆 That punchline was epic!

Athumani (Guest) on February 6, 2016

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

John Lissu (Guest) on February 4, 2016

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 1, 2016

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Abdullah (Guest) on January 31, 2016

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 31, 2016

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Kheri (Guest) on January 28, 2016

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 26, 2016

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 2, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 24, 2015

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Mwakisu (Guest) on December 21, 2015

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 13, 2015

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on December 6, 2015

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 6, 2015

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 3, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 21, 2015

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Amina (Guest) on November 20, 2015

😃 Instant mood boost!

Chris Okello (Guest) on November 15, 2015

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Maimuna (Guest) on November 11, 2015

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 7, 2015

😄 What a joke!

Saidi (Guest) on October 15, 2015

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 6, 2015

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Sarafina (Guest) on October 1, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Ann Awino (Guest) on September 27, 2015

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 27, 2015

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Khalifa (Guest) on September 23, 2015

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on September 22, 2015

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on September 10, 2015

😆 Bookmarking this!

Chum (Guest) on September 9, 2015

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Chum (Guest) on September 4, 2015

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 31, 2015

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Omari (Guest) on August 22, 2015

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 20, 2015

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 19, 2015

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Fadhili (Guest) on August 17, 2015

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Nasra (Guest) on August 5, 2015

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 3, 2015

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Robert Okello (Guest) on August 1, 2015

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Mjaka (Guest) on July 30, 2015

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Habiba (Guest) on July 30, 2015

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 26, 2015

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on July 5, 2015

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 25, 2015

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 15, 2015

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Samuel Were (Guest) on June 13, 2015

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 18, 2015

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 18, 2015

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

David Musyoka (Guest) on May 17, 2015

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 8, 2015

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Rahma (Guest) on May 7, 2015

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 3, 2015

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Mwajabu (Guest) on April 27, 2015

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 27, 2015

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 26, 2015

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 25, 2015

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mashaka (Guest) on April 14, 2015

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 11, 2015

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Yusra (Guest) on April 6, 2015

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 29, 2015

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏