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Mariam Hassan
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Dec 19, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Catherine Naliaka
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Dec 14, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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George Tenga
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Dec 12, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Mchuma
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Dec 11, 2015
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Sarah Achieng
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Dec 8, 2015
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Peter Tibaijuka
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Nov 29, 2015
😁 This made my day!
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Grace Minja
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Nov 27, 2015
😁 This is gold!
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Martin Otieno
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Nov 25, 2015
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Andrew Mahiga
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Nov 19, 2015
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Nuru
Guest
Nov 16, 2015
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 4, 2015
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Oct 27, 2015
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Andrew Odhiambo
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Oct 23, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Oct 22, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Zakaria
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Oct 19, 2015
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Issack
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Oct 17, 2015
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Irene Makena
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 10, 2015
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Ann Awino
Guest
Oct 6, 2015
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Daudi
Guest
Oct 4, 2015
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Sep 22, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Sep 10, 2015
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Sep 7, 2015
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Fadhili
Guest
Sep 3, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Mwajuma
Guest
Aug 29, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Aug 23, 2015
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Aug 21, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Aug 18, 2015
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 27, 2015
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jul 27, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Kazija
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Jabir
Guest
Jul 22, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Chum
Guest
Jul 20, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mohamed
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jul 14, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Azima
Guest
Jul 4, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Susan Wangari
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Jun 17, 2015
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Tambwe
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Kassim
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Kazija
Guest
Jun 3, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
May 29, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
May 29, 2015
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Salum
Guest
May 19, 2015
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Nasra
Guest
May 6, 2015
😂 Gotta save this!
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Rabia
Guest
Apr 29, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Apr 23, 2015
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Nora Lowassa
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Apr 21, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Biashara
Guest
Apr 18, 2015
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Khadija
Guest
Apr 17, 2015
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Apr 15, 2015
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Apr 14, 2015
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Chum
Guest
Apr 10, 2015
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
