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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
May 31, 2016
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
May 19, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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James Kawawa
Guest
May 6, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
May 6, 2016
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Leila
Guest
May 5, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
May 2, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Baraka
Guest
Apr 30, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Omar
Guest
Apr 18, 2016
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Mwagonda
Guest
Apr 5, 2016
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Kijakazi
Guest
Apr 1, 2016
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Mar 25, 2016
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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David Kawawa
Guest
Mar 12, 2016
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Husna
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Feb 17, 2016
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Feb 17, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Feb 1, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Mwanais
Guest
Feb 1, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Furaha
Guest
Jan 28, 2016
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Salum
Guest
Jan 26, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jan 5, 2016
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Fatuma
Guest
Dec 26, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Dec 7, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Nov 26, 2015
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Kheri
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Oct 18, 2015
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Mwakisu
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Hawa
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Farida
Guest
Oct 4, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 26, 2015
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Anna Malela
Guest
Sep 22, 2015
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Rubea
Guest
Sep 16, 2015
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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David Kawawa
Guest
Sep 13, 2015
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Amani
Guest
Aug 17, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jul 15, 2015
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jul 4, 2015
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jul 4, 2015
😁 This made my day!
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Jafari
Guest
Jun 21, 2015
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jun 20, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jun 5, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Jamila
Guest
May 25, 2015
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Latifa
Guest
May 1, 2015
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
May 1, 2015
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
May 1, 2015
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Apr 21, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Jabir
Guest
Apr 17, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Shabani
Guest
Apr 9, 2015
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Apr 8, 2015
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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James Kimani
Guest
Apr 7, 2015
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Apr 2, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Apr 2, 2015
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Robert Okello
Guest
Mar 26, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Grace Minja
Guest
Mar 21, 2015
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Robert Okello
Guest
Mar 18, 2015
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Mar 18, 2015
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
