Short Answer: The leek! π£ββοΈπΏ
Explanation: You should never invite a leek on a boat trip because it might just leek all over the place and sink the whole boat! Plus, it would definitely make a terrible boatmate, always getting tangled up in the oars and seaweed. Better to keep the leek on dry land where it can't cause any aquatic chaos! π
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 3, 2016
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
Amir (Guest) on April 22, 2016
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 17, 2016
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 9, 2016
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 31, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on March 25, 2016
π This just made my day!
Majid (Guest) on March 11, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Mary Kendi (Guest) on March 11, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
Abubakari (Guest) on March 11, 2016
I always give 100% at workβ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... π π
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on February 29, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 19, 2016
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on February 18, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 17, 2016
Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 12, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Amani (Guest) on February 5, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
John Mwangi (Guest) on January 31, 2016
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
Majid (Guest) on January 30, 2016
Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π
Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 27, 2016
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 24, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 16, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
Majid (Guest) on January 6, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 6, 2016
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Yahya (Guest) on January 1, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πΈπ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on December 17, 2015
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
John Mwangi (Guest) on December 12, 2015
Running late is my cardio. ππββοΈ
Khalifa (Guest) on December 10, 2015
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
John Lissu (Guest) on December 10, 2015
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 9, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iβd be rich... and probably still hungry. ππ΅
John Lissu (Guest) on December 1, 2015
I donβt trip, I do random gravity checks. ππ€£
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on November 30, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. β‘π΄
Faiza (Guest) on November 30, 2015
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 30, 2015
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
Maneno (Guest) on November 22, 2015
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π π
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 17, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
Joy Wacera (Guest) on November 15, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
Latifa (Guest) on October 27, 2015
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
Maimuna (Guest) on October 21, 2015
I donβt need a mood ring; I have a face. ππ¬
Mwafirika (Guest) on October 16, 2015
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
Biashara (Guest) on October 11, 2015
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 6, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
Khamis (Guest) on September 30, 2015
I wasnβt born to 'just get things done'βI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. π€―π€ͺ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 30, 2015
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 27, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. π’β³
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 14, 2015
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 16, 2015
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 3, 2015
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
George Ndungu (Guest) on July 26, 2015
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 21, 2015
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! π§π
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 18, 2015
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 15, 2015
π That punchline was epic!
Nchi (Guest) on July 11, 2015
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
Binti (Guest) on July 3, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Nasra (Guest) on June 30, 2015
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Khatib (Guest) on June 24, 2015
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
Sultan (Guest) on June 11, 2015
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 1, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 10, 2015
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on May 1, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 30, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
Nyota (Guest) on April 28, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. π¦πΈ