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Grace Wairimu
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Apr 24, 2016
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Jamila
Guest
Apr 18, 2016
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Apr 10, 2016
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Jaffar
Guest
Apr 3, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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David Nyerere
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Mar 30, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Shani
Guest
Mar 5, 2016
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Feb 25, 2016
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Shamsa
Guest
Feb 23, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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John Kamande
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Rehema
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Hamida
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Mwanais
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Kazija
Guest
Dec 6, 2015
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Grace Minja
Guest
Dec 3, 2015
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Furaha
Guest
Nov 28, 2015
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 27, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Nov 23, 2015
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Mwafirika
Guest
Nov 21, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Ramadhan
Guest
Nov 16, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Nov 10, 2015
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Baraka
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Nov 7, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Nov 6, 2015
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Leila
Guest
Nov 4, 2015
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Ahmed
Guest
Nov 2, 2015
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Hamida
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Abdillah
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Mazrui
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Shabani
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Fadhila
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Mgeni
Guest
Sep 25, 2015
😂 This is a keeper!
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Sultan
Guest
Sep 21, 2015
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Sep 15, 2015
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Sofia
Guest
Sep 14, 2015
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Zawadi
Guest
Aug 16, 2015
😄 Perfect joke!
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Juma
Guest
Aug 10, 2015
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Baridi
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jun 20, 2015
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Hamida
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Azima
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Mohamed
Guest
Jun 7, 2015
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
May 19, 2015
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Nora Kidata
Guest
May 16, 2015
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Wande
Guest
May 13, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Halimah
Guest
May 12, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Leila
Guest
May 9, 2015
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Zulekha
Guest
May 8, 2015
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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James Kawawa
Guest
May 7, 2015
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Mary Mrope
Guest
May 4, 2015
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Apr 26, 2015
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Victor Malima
Guest
Apr 15, 2015
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Apr 8, 2015
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Apr 7, 2015
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Apr 6, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Mar 24, 2015
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Issa
Guest
Mar 21, 2015
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
