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Saidi
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Jan 15, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Bahati
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Jan 5, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Mwanakhamis
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Jan 3, 2016
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Catherine Naliaka
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Jan 3, 2016
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Mohamed
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Jan 2, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Rashid
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Dec 30, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Masika
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Dec 28, 2015
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Hassan
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Dec 19, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Jane Muthoni
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Dec 16, 2015
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Selemani
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Dec 13, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Frank Macha
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Dec 7, 2015
😆 Saving this one!
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Anna Sumari
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Dec 6, 2015
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Raphael Okoth
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Dec 5, 2015
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Zulekha
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Nov 30, 2015
😂 Sharing right away!
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Mchawi
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Nov 30, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Nora Kidata
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Nov 27, 2015
😄 Too good!
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Muslima
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Nov 25, 2015
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mwanahawa
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Nov 23, 2015
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Mary Kidata
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Nov 17, 2015
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Rubea
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Nov 8, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Alex Nyamweya
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Nov 3, 2015
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Peter Mwambui
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Nov 3, 2015
😁 This just made my day!
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Mchuma
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Oct 25, 2015
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Abubakari
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Oct 16, 2015
😂 I’m saving this one!
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John Lissu
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Oct 11, 2015
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Fredrick Mutiso
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Sep 24, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Lydia Mutheu
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Sep 21, 2015
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Hamida
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Sep 16, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Francis Mtangi
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Aug 31, 2015
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Jamila
Guest
Aug 29, 2015
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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James Mduma
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Aug 27, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Maida
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Aug 8, 2015
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Omari
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Jul 30, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Azima
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Jul 24, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Chiku
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Jul 10, 2015
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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David Ochieng
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Jul 6, 2015
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Wilson Ombati
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Jul 5, 2015
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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John Malisa
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Jun 16, 2015
🤣 This one got me good!
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Leila
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Jun 14, 2015
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Isaac Kiptoo
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Jun 12, 2015
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Paul Ndomba
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Jun 4, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Elijah Mutua
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Jun 3, 2015
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Khalifa
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May 27, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Diana Mallya
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May 27, 2015
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Mwanais
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May 22, 2015
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Shabani
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May 21, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Nuru
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May 20, 2015
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Saidi
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May 15, 2015
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Kiza
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May 12, 2015
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Athumani
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May 9, 2015
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Michael Mboya
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May 9, 2015
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Margaret Mahiga
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Apr 27, 2015
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Khadija
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Apr 17, 2015
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Fadhila
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Apr 13, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Stephen Malecela
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Apr 8, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Grace Majaliwa
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Apr 4, 2015
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Kassim
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Apr 1, 2015
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Muslima
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Mar 28, 2015
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
