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Ruth Mtangi
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Feb 9, 2016
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Betty Akinyi
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Jan 31, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jan 28, 2016
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Nashon
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Jan 19, 2016
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jan 13, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Mjaka
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Makame
Guest
Jan 6, 2016
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Maulid
Guest
Jan 6, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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John Kamande
Guest
Jan 2, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jan 1, 2016
😂 I’m dying!
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Mwafirika
Guest
Dec 30, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Mtumwa
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Shamim
Guest
Dec 22, 2015
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 6, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Dec 5, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Dec 1, 2015
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Ndoto
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Nov 23, 2015
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Sofia
Guest
Nov 18, 2015
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Yahya
Guest
Nov 14, 2015
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Nov 10, 2015
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Sekela
Guest
Nov 8, 2015
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Nov 8, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Khadija
Guest
Nov 3, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Mwakisu
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Zakia
Guest
Oct 25, 2015
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Samuel Were
Guest
Oct 15, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Maulid
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Oct 11, 2015
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Jamila
Guest
Oct 4, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Oct 2, 2015
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Oct 2, 2015
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Sep 16, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Sep 14, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Abdullah
Guest
Sep 13, 2015
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Sep 10, 2015
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Aug 26, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Aug 11, 2015
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jul 27, 2015
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Jamila
Guest
Jul 15, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Abdillah
Guest
Jul 5, 2015
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jul 3, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Zainab
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jun 30, 2015
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Nchi
Guest
Jun 29, 2015
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 27, 2015
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jun 24, 2015
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jun 14, 2015
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jun 9, 2015
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Jafari
Guest
May 30, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Mustafa
Guest
May 17, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
May 10, 2015
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Makame
Guest
May 9, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
May 7, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
