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Bakari
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Apr 5, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
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Henry Mollel
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Apr 2, 2016
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Nora Lowassa
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Mar 29, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
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Khamis
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Mar 22, 2016
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
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Neema
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Mar 12, 2016
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
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Benjamin Kibicho
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Feb 29, 2016
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
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Frank Sokoine
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Feb 28, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
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Lucy Mahiga
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Feb 5, 2016
๐ Added to my favorites!
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Lydia Mahiga
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Jan 29, 2016
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
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Athumani
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Jan 24, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
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Ruth Wanjiku
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Jan 24, 2016
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
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Joseph Njoroge
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Jan 7, 2016
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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Juma
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Dec 30, 2015
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Rashid
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Dec 23, 2015
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
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Charles Mchome
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Dec 20, 2015
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐
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Binti
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Dec 5, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Sekela
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Nov 29, 2015
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Mwanais
Guest
Nov 27, 2015
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
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Anna Malela
Guest
Nov 25, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
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Stephen Kikwete
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Nov 23, 2015
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
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Selemani
Guest
Oct 26, 2015
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
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Nancy Komba
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Oct 22, 2015
๐ Perfect joke!
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Benjamin Kibicho
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Oct 14, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Mwanais
Guest
Sep 29, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
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Shamsa
Guest
Sep 25, 2015
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Baraka
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Sep 25, 2015
๐ This joke just made my day!
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Victor Mwalimu
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Sep 22, 2015
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
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Shukuru
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
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Rubea
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Aug 29, 2015
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
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Peter Tibaijuka
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Aug 29, 2015
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
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Omari
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Aug 27, 2015
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
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Ruth Mtangi
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Aug 12, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
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Yahya
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Jul 30, 2015
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
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Zuhura
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Jul 30, 2015
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
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Rehema
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Jul 30, 2015
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Farida
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Jul 28, 2015
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
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Andrew Mahiga
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Jul 26, 2015
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
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Zainab
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
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Grace Majaliwa
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Jul 1, 2015
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
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Esther Cheruiyot
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Jun 30, 2015
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
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Tabu
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Jun 25, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
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Jaffar
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
๐ This is a keeper!
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Makame
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Jun 19, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Amani
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Jun 7, 2015
๐ Iโm saving this one!
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Samson Mahiga
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Jun 3, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
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Betty Kimaro
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May 27, 2015
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
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Monica Lissu
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May 22, 2015
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
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Nassor
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May 21, 2015
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Esther Nyambura
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May 9, 2015
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
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Lucy Kimotho
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Apr 26, 2015
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
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Zakaria
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Apr 25, 2015
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Patrick Mutua
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Apr 14, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ
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Andrew Odhiambo
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Apr 14, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
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Carol Nyakio
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Apr 3, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
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Mwakisu
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Mar 31, 2015
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
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Anna Sumari
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Mar 24, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
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Dorothy Majaliwa
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Mar 20, 2015
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
