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Khalifa
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Apr 18, 2016
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 9, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Kassim
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Omar
Guest
Mar 30, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Rabia
Guest
Mar 27, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Mar 23, 2016
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Grace Minja
Guest
Mar 10, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Mar 5, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Feb 25, 2016
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Feb 20, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Feb 12, 2016
😂 Sharing right away!
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Tambwe
Guest
Feb 9, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jan 13, 2016
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Mashaka
Guest
Jan 7, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Abubakar
Guest
Jan 6, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Dec 22, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 17, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Mohamed
Guest
Dec 7, 2015
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Dec 3, 2015
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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David Chacha
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Nov 22, 2015
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Nov 18, 2015
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Hashim
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Maimuna
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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David Nyerere
Guest
Oct 24, 2015
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Rahim
Guest
Oct 23, 2015
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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David Nyerere
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Oct 10, 2015
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Frank Macha
Guest
Oct 2, 2015
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Rahim
Guest
Sep 25, 2015
😅 I needed that!
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Frank Macha
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Zakia
Guest
Sep 20, 2015
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Sep 12, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Sep 11, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Mwachumu
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
😁 This just made my day!
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Sofia
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Aug 13, 2015
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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David Chacha
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Aug 3, 2015
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Aug 1, 2015
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Mzee
Guest
Jul 31, 2015
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Nahida
Guest
Jul 22, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jul 1, 2015
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jun 27, 2015
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 25, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Mzee
Guest
Jun 21, 2015
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Shamsa
Guest
Jun 17, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jun 3, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Mwakisu
Guest
May 31, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Mwajabu
Guest
May 21, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Wande
Guest
Apr 20, 2015
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
