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What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Answer: The turkey stayed in a "gobble-tel"! π¦π¨
Explanation: This humorous answer plays on the word "hotel" by replacing it with "gobble-tel," creating a funny image of the turkey enjoying a little vacation before being roasted. The use of the turkey emoji adds to the playful and cheerful tone of the response.
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