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What kind of table can you have for dinner?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Q: What kind of table can you have for dinner?
A: A vegetable table! ๐ฅ๐ฅฆ๐
Explanation: The funny answer to this riddle is a "vegetable table," as it combines the concept of a dining table with vegetables. It's a playful twist on the idea of having a table made entirely out of veggies, which would make for a very interesting and healthy dinner setup! So, grab your carrots, broccoli, and eggplants, and let's dine in style on our veggie table! ๐ฅ๐ฅฆ๐
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