Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_4e2a7676c486e06e7c2a1d90cf2361c8, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in
/home/ackyshine/katoliki/display_user.php on line
4
Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in
/home/ackyshine/katoliki/display_user.php on line
4
What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Q: What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? 🐘
A: The elephant's ego! 🙌
Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji 🙌, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.
Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_4e2a7676c486e06e7c2a1d90cf2361c8, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in
/home/ackyshine/katoliki/comments.php on line
4
Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in
/home/ackyshine/katoliki/comments.php on line
4
Please log in or register to leave a comment or reply.
Related Posts
A bone-appetit special: Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Explanation: When a skeleton orders dinner, i...
Read More
Dracula's favorite fruit is a 🩸🍎"Bloody Apple"! 🧛♂️🍏
Explanat...
Read More
Short Answer: You go to the Arctic and pretend to be an ice cream truck! 🍦🐻
Explanat...
Read More
Short Answer: They go trick-or-tweeting! 🎃🐦
Explanation: Birds, like many of us, enj...
Read More
Short Answer: Because they use honeycombs as hair salons! 🐝💇♀️
Explanation: B...
Read More
Short Answer: Because it had ticks! 🐶⏰
Explanation: The man took his clock to the vet...
Read More
Q: What did the monster ask his sweetheart?
A: "Will you be my boo-tiful forever?&quo...
Read More
Q: Which bus crossed the ocean? 🌊🚌
A: The hippopota-"bus"! 🦛🚌
Explan...
Read More
A spider's favorite thing to do on a computer is... WEB-surfing! 🕷️🖥️🏄♂️
...
Read More
The king kept his army in his sleeve! 🤭👑
Explanation: This answer plays on the idea ...
Read More
Q: What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?
A: A "mind-boggling genius...
Read More
Short Answer: "Why the long face? Quack me up, clown!" 🦆🤡
Explanation: In ...
Read More
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 25, 2015
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 16, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 15, 2015
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Nassor (Guest) on February 12, 2015
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 3, 2015
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 2, 2015
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Halima (Guest) on January 17, 2015
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
George Wanjala (Guest) on January 11, 2015
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Bahati (Guest) on January 11, 2015
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 5, 2015
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 4, 2015
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣