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What is a kittenβs favorite dessert?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Q: What is a kitten's favorite dessert?
A: Mice cream! π¨π
Explanation: Cats are known for their love of chasing and catching mice, so it's only natural that a kitten would have a sweet spot for "mice cream" (a pun on "ice cream"). This playful answer combines the idea of a dessert with the kitten's favorite prey, creating a funny and unexpected twist. The emoji adds a touch of cheerfulness and cuteness to the response.
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