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How do monsters tell their fortunes?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Funny Answer: π§ββοΈ Monsters tell their fortunes by reading their BOO-leans! π»π
Explanation: Monsters have their own unique way of telling fortunes by using a play on words. Rather than using "booleans," which are a computer science term, monsters use "BOO-leans" to predict their future. This adds a humorous twist to the idea of monsters seeking predictions about their lives. The use of the ghost emoji and the skull emoji adds to the playfulness and spooky vibe of the answer.
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