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Esther Nyambura
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Nov 2, 2023
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Oct 28, 2023
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Rashid
Guest
Oct 19, 2023
🤣 Sending this now!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Oct 17, 2023
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Ibrahim
Guest
Oct 16, 2023
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Shabani
Guest
Oct 14, 2023
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 2, 2023
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Sep 18, 2023
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Aug 28, 2023
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Nahida
Guest
Aug 21, 2023
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Aug 17, 2023
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Frank Macha
Guest
Aug 13, 2023
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Majid
Guest
Aug 8, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jul 30, 2023
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jul 27, 2023
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jul 27, 2023
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Chiku
Guest
Jul 21, 2023
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jul 15, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Yahya
Guest
Jul 14, 2023
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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James Mduma
Guest
Jul 13, 2023
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jul 8, 2023
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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James Malima
Guest
Jul 6, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 30, 2023
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Faiza
Guest
Jun 26, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jun 21, 2023
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jun 19, 2023
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Makame
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Sarafina
Guest
Jun 8, 2023
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Kassim
Guest
Jun 4, 2023
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Yahya
Guest
May 30, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Tabu
Guest
May 29, 2023
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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David Chacha
Guest
May 16, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Mchuma
Guest
May 14, 2023
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Chiku
Guest
May 7, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Apr 26, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Mjaka
Guest
Apr 23, 2023
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Mwachumu
Guest
Apr 16, 2023
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Apr 12, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Binti
Guest
Mar 23, 2023
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Mar 12, 2023
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Mar 9, 2023
😄 You got me good!
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Mazrui
Guest
Mar 7, 2023
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Binti
Guest
Feb 27, 2023
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Nasra
Guest
Feb 26, 2023
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Mwinyi
Guest
Feb 21, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Feb 20, 2023
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Feb 11, 2023
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Feb 8, 2023
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Samuel Were
Guest
Feb 5, 2023
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Mgeni
Guest
Jan 26, 2023
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jan 26, 2023
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jan 24, 2023
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jan 9, 2023
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jan 6, 2023
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jan 1, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Dec 28, 2022
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 22, 2022
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Leila
Guest
Dec 4, 2022
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
