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Nassar
Guest
Nov 1, 2023
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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George Ndungu
Guest
Oct 15, 2023
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Sep 23, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Sharifa
Guest
Sep 12, 2023
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Sep 8, 2023
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Hashim
Guest
Sep 5, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Sep 1, 2023
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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David Chacha
Guest
Aug 30, 2023
😄 Too good!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Aug 25, 2023
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Ibrahim
Guest
Aug 17, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Aug 15, 2023
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Aug 14, 2023
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Zainab
Guest
Aug 5, 2023
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jul 21, 2023
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Mzee
Guest
Jul 18, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jul 9, 2023
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Selemani
Guest
Jul 8, 2023
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Mgeni
Guest
Jul 1, 2023
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jun 27, 2023
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jun 16, 2023
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jun 15, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jun 13, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Mariam
Guest
Jun 3, 2023
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
May 31, 2023
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Nuru
Guest
May 26, 2023
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
May 20, 2023
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
May 16, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Joy Wacera
Guest
May 16, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Sharifa
Guest
May 1, 2023
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Apr 18, 2023
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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James Kimani
Guest
Apr 16, 2023
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Rahim
Guest
Apr 9, 2023
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Apr 7, 2023
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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David Chacha
Guest
Apr 7, 2023
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Mar 12, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Sumaya
Guest
Feb 27, 2023
😂 This is too funny!
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Feb 24, 2023
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Latifa
Guest
Feb 19, 2023
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 15, 2023
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Kheri
Guest
Feb 14, 2023
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Chum
Guest
Feb 13, 2023
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jan 29, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mazrui
Guest
Jan 28, 2023
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Nassar
Guest
Jan 27, 2023
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 22, 2023
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jan 11, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jan 10, 2023
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jan 7, 2023
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Dec 29, 2022
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Dec 28, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Rukia
Guest
Dec 27, 2022
😂 I’m dying!
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Makame
Guest
Dec 27, 2022
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Dec 26, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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David Chacha
Guest
Dec 20, 2022
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Dec 17, 2022
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Dec 13, 2022
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Jaffar
Guest
Dec 6, 2022
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
