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What do you call a fly with no wings?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Answer: A walk!
Explanation: π¦ A fly without wings is essentially just a tiny insect that walks around instead of flying. So, we can humorously refer to it as a "walk" instead of a fly. πΆββοΈ It's a playful twist on words that adds a touch of silliness to the situation.
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