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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Nov 20, 2023
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Shamim
Guest
Nov 14, 2023
😂 This is a keeper!
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Jamila
Guest
Nov 13, 2023
😂 Gotta save this!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Nov 10, 2023
😁 This is gold!
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Yahya
Guest
Nov 6, 2023
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Mtumwa
Guest
Oct 23, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Mtumwa
Guest
Oct 23, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Oct 23, 2023
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Maimuna
Guest
Sep 29, 2023
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Sep 4, 2023
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Nasra
Guest
Aug 30, 2023
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Aug 28, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Aug 18, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Ramadhan
Guest
Aug 17, 2023
😆 Still cracking up!
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Mzee
Guest
Aug 16, 2023
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Aug 11, 2023
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Aug 11, 2023
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Aug 1, 2023
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Baridi
Guest
Jul 30, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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George Tenga
Guest
Jul 1, 2023
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jun 21, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jun 17, 2023
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
May 30, 2023
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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David Nyerere
Guest
May 30, 2023
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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John Mwangi
Guest
May 12, 2023
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Rahim
Guest
May 2, 2023
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Mary Kendi
Guest
May 2, 2023
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Apr 19, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Apr 11, 2023
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Mar 25, 2023
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Sarafina
Guest
Mar 22, 2023
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Mar 17, 2023
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Nassar
Guest
Mar 17, 2023
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Mar 14, 2023
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Faiza
Guest
Mar 14, 2023
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Mgeni
Guest
Mar 13, 2023
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Halimah
Guest
Mar 4, 2023
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Feb 21, 2023
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Salum
Guest
Feb 8, 2023
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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John Lissu
Guest
Feb 2, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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John Malisa
Guest
Jan 30, 2023
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jan 26, 2023
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jan 18, 2023
😂 So funny!
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jan 16, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jan 15, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jan 5, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jan 2, 2023
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Khalifa
Guest
Jan 2, 2023
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Dec 13, 2022
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Mohamed
Guest
Dec 4, 2022
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Nov 30, 2022
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Nov 28, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Nov 27, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Nov 25, 2022
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Frank Macha
Guest
Nov 25, 2022
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Nov 18, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Nov 17, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Nov 4, 2022
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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David Chacha
Guest
Nov 2, 2022
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 31, 2022
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
